 08/03/2020 12:47 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Anyone who responds to FK is complicit in the ruination of 2L.
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08/03/2020 12:52 PM
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StirfryMcflurry
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Anyone who responds to FK is complicit in the ruination of 2L.
5/5, but that won't stop them. 
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08/03/2020 01:42 PM
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CurtisEflush
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A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear.
He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here]."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town.
He's pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest.
He sees the same bear, aims, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "You know what to do."
Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka.
Now he's really mad.
He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires.
The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back.
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, "You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
Those who troll for FK and post tribute threads and then complain about him... you know...
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08/03/2020 02:36 PM
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nukeh2o
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear.
He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here]."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town.
He's pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest.
He sees the same bear, aims, and fires.
When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "You know what to do."
Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka.
Now he's really mad.
He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires.
The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back.
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, "You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
Those who troll for FK and post tribute threads and then complain about him... you know...
Awww: curtsy lush rails about mocking his bud Swishyfish by posting a sweet widdle tale about bear butt boinking and bestiality.
A story sure to end the endless stream of oral sewage spewing from the lyin purple dildo eater, huh?
shaaa- Wiiiing!
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Edited: 08/03/2020 at 02:50 PM by nukeh2o
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08/03/2020 02:57 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: nukeh2o
Awww: curtsy lush rails about mocking his bud Swishyfish by posting a sweet widdle tale about bear butt boinking and bestiality.
A story sure to end the endless stream of oral sewage spewing from the lyin purple dildo eater, huh?
shaaa- Wiiiing!
Shut up, zero-added-value meth head.
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08/03/2020 03:11 PM
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nukeh2o
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: nukeh2o
Awww: curtsy lush rails about mocking his bud Swishyfish by posting a sweet widdle tale about bear butt boinking and bestiality.
A story sure to end the endless stream of oral sewage spewing from the lyin purple dildo eater, huh?
shaaa- Wiiiing!
Shut up, zero-added-value meth head.
What was the final gun caliber you used on your bearfriend, miz curtsy?
Does he write, or send flowers?
I think you and Mullet Spanker should go GIT that bear. With his 10k nitesight, and his daisy redryder sniper weapon.
And invite him home
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08/03/2020 03:22 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: nukeh2o
What was the final gun caliber you used on your bearfriend, miz curtsy?
Does he write, or send flowers?
I think you and Mullet Spanker should go GIT that bear. With his 10k nitesight, and his daisy redryder sniper weapon.
And invite him home
Projecting your fantasies is apparently another side effect of meth. Another reason we can't have nice things.
Maybe we can get the mods to require drug testing and IQ testing before granting an account.
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08/03/2020 04:09 PM
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nukeh2o
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"Projecting your fantasies is apparently another side effect of meth. Another reason we can't have nice things."
Says the boy posting tales of bestiality.
A perfect and fitting troll tribute to the ever creepy Snail Trailer.....lol.
Post more human/critter perv stories curtsy, that'll couth things up around here, huh?
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08/03/2020 04:58 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: nukeh2o
Post more human/critter perv stories curtsy, that'll couth things up around here, huh?
There are some good, local programs teaching English As A Second Language. I don't know what your first language is, but I recommend you check into those. Hell, people taught Koko the gorilla to form complete sentences, so there might be hope for you.
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08/03/2020 05:16 PM
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HAPDigital
Posts: 16855
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: nukeh2o
Post more human/critter perv stories curtsy, that'll couth things up around here, huh?
There are some good, local programs teaching English As A Second Language. I don't know what your first language is, but I recommend you check into those. Hell, people taught Koko the gorilla to form complete sentences, so there might be hope for you.
Meanwhile, your grammar is crap.
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08/03/2020 05:19 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Meanwhile, your grammar is crap.
Please elaborate.
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
How about just ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
You could start by finishing your interrogative sentence with a question mark.
ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
You could also work on noun/pronoun consistency.
ban the people that blatantly violate
the people who blatantly violate
Please don't make me spend the whole night doing this, asspipe.
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 05:28 PM by CurtisEflush
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08/03/2020 05:33 PM
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HAPDigital
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Meanwhile, your grammar is crap.
Please elaborate.
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
How about just ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
You could start by finishing your interrogative sentence with a question mark.
ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
You could also work on noun/pronoun consistency.
ban the people that blatantly violate
the people who blatantly violate
Please don't make me spend the whole night doing this, asspipe.
First off, you put commas where they are not needed. You also capitalized letters that did not need to be.
2nd, I was not asking a question, I was making a suggestion.
3rd, you did agree upon the terms of service. I was talking about banning the people that violate the ToS that you agreed to. I stated it that way so you know that you and everyone else agreed to the ToS
So, all three of your accusations about my grammar are wrong. Like I said, your grammar is crap. Now I know for sure it is shit.
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08/03/2020 05:37 PM
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HAPDigital
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No, I do not have to put a who there. People can violate without a 'who'. I said people that blatantly violate... You did not quote me and changed my wording. You are now lying as well. But even with your little bit of doctoring, you are still wrong. LOL
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 05:39 PM by HAPDigital
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08/03/2020 05:23 PM
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nukeh2o
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Hey mor Mikey: more perved out Goldfish Slayer tributes, k?
maybe type with your pointy lil pud, works well for your troll friends grammer....lol
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08/03/2020 05:41 PM
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HAPDigital
Posts: 16855
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: nukeh2o
Post more human/critter perv stories curtsy, that'll couth things up around here, huh?
There are some good, local programs teaching English As A Second Language. I don't know what your first language is, but I recommend that you check into those. Hell, people taught Koko the gorilla to form complete sentences, so there might be hope for you.
1. No comma needed. 2. No caps needed, besides English. 3. You could use a 'that' in that part of the sentence.
You're a wreck, dude. You're the last one that should be criticizing someone's language skills.
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 05:47 PM by HAPDigital
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08/03/2020 06:46 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
1. No comma needed.
2. No caps needed, besides English.
3. You could use a 'that' in that part of the sentence.
1. Coordinate adjectives
2. I was too lazy to hit the quotation marks or italicize, but English as a Second Language is the proper name of a frequently-offered college course for international students and immigrants. The title case was deliberate, although to excess with the articles.
3. Yes, it can be used that way, but it is considered a weak style.
Meanwhile, if you're going to keep making mistakes, you should resist the temptation to criticize others. You make grammatical errors and logical errors in almost every post, but I let you slide on the former. If you continue, and I annoy the hell out of you in response, maybe then you'll learn how to use the ignore feature.
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08/03/2020 07:06 PM
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Cole
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There are some good, local programs teaching English As A Second Language. I don't know what your first language is, but I recommend that you check into those. Hell, people taught Koko the gorilla to form complete sentences, so there might be hope for you.
There are some good local programs teaching English as a second language. I don't know what you first language is, but I recommend you check into them. Hell, koko the gorilla was taught to form complete sentences, so there just might be help for you.
You didn't need the comma.
Too many capital letter.
The that wasn't required.
Of course people taught the gorilla, other gorillas didn't do it.
And who usually refers to multiple people.
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I was right.
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 07:09 PM by Cole
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08/03/2020 07:07 PM
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nukeh2o
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Anybody else notice how the topic of the thread devolved into Ms. E. Flusher on some altogether different tangent? Misdirected it completely away from the thread into a subject of her own choosing?
Who else on this forum does that on a regular basis?
Is that actually you, Eel Enema troller?
Weak....
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08/03/2020 08:12 PM
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HAPDigital
Posts: 16855
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
1. No comma needed.
2. No caps needed, besides English.
3. You could use a 'that' in that part of the sentence.
1. Coordinate adjectives
2. I was too lazy to hit the quotation marks or italicize, but English as a Second Language is the proper name of a frequently-offered college course for international students and immigrants. The title case was deliberate, although to excess with the articles.
3. Yes, it can be used that way, but it is considered a weak style.
Meanwhile, if you're going to keep making mistakes, you should resist the temptation to criticize others. You make grammatical errors and logical errors in almost every post, but I let you slide on the former. If you continue, and I annoy the hell out of you in response, maybe then you'll learn how to use the ignore feature.
Lol @ a weak style. This is a freakin forum. You're an idiot. Let it slide? You were wrong on all accounts. Another clown... I'll call you Spelzz the Clown. Spelzz throws in logical errors. The only logical conclusion here is that you are in the 2ndlight ass clown posse. Wrongz, Fails, & Spelzz Attorneys at Wrong
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 08:58 PM by HAPDigital
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08/03/2020 04:17 PM
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HAPDigital
Posts: 16855
Joined Forum: 11/29/2004
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: nukeh2o
What was the final gun caliber you used on your bearfriend, miz curtsy?
Does he write, or send flowers?
I think you and Mullet Spanker should go GIT that bear. With his 10k nitesight, and his daisy redryder sniper weapon.
And invite him home
Projecting your fantasies is apparently another side effect of meth. Another reason we can't have nice things.
Maybe we can get the mods to require drug testing and IQ testing before granting an account.
How about just ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
Moron...
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08/03/2020 05:18 PM
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CurtisEflush
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
How about just ban the people that blatantly violate the ToS you agreed to upon making your account.
That requires active participation from the mods; time I'm sure they don't want to waste.
They gave you this forum #4 to get idiots out of #3. Every forum but this one self-regulates very well, with minimal moderation.
They gave you a tool that makes FK go away. He would be banned in your world if you would only use it. He is long gone from my world. If everyone used it, he would dry up like the stain on Monica's dress, and be about as potent.
Your desire for someone else to do it is a microcosm of the nanny-state mentality of people who want someone else to do everything, which is why we can't have nice things.
If FK won't go away, or won't get sent away, you still have the power; all you have to do is use it. Moron.
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08/03/2020 02:05 PM
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HAPDigital
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Anyone who responds to FK is complicit in the ruination of 2L.
Hmmm if the people responding are complicit, what does that make the forum owner/operators?
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08/03/2020 02:24 PM
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CurtisEflush
Posts: 855
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Hmmm if the people responding are complicit, what does that make the forum owner/operators?
People who naively wish the children could police themselves.
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08/03/2020 02:45 PM
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HAPDigital
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Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Hmmm if the people responding are complicit, what does that make the forum owner/operators?
People who naively wish the children could police themselves.
Yup, it's admin's prob. Thanks for voiding your own response.
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08/03/2020 02:54 PM
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Fish Killer
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Originally posted by: CurtisEflush
Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Hmmm if the people responding are complicit, what does that make the forum owner/operators?
People who naively wish the children could police themselves.
Yup, it's admin's prob. Thanks for voiding your own response.
They gave you the IGNORE feature.
It's not up to them to FORCE you to use it!
Moron!
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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
Edited: 08/03/2020 at 02:55 PM by Fish Killer
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08/03/2020 02:58 PM
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CurtisEflush
Posts: 855
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Originally posted by: HAPDigital
Yup, it's admin's prob. Thanks for voiding your own response.
You are more dense than a black hole. This is why we can't have nice things.
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