Dig a bit deeper into the surf scene up there - which has as long a history as Floridas - and you can read about a sleazy surf shop owner who has kissed major Wall Street hipster surfer ass to buy up all beachfront property facing one of the East Coast's best breaks - Ditch Plains - and is attempting to restrict access to such a point as to turn it into their own private beach and break

Coming to a surf break near you - as the affluent hipster surf wanna-be types ($$$) want their slice of paradise