The Country Club Surfer:
Buys a nice shiny surfboard, straps it onto the Yule Surf Racks on their "insert upscale foreign car manufacture" with specialty surfer plates and voila you are a now a cool guy driving around town. The still shiny, un waxed and undinged board only comes off when the car is being detailed.

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Replace turf grass with native plants that don't need irrigation and synthetic fertilizers or chemicals that can go into our waterways and ocean

Edited: 05/19/2017 at 07:28 AM by daner