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Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison


As the criminal cases against him have piled up, the former president and 2024 GOP frontrunner has wondered aloud in recent months about what life would be like if he's convicted, and if appeals fail. While Trump publicly professes confidence, privately, three sources familiar with his comments say, he's been asking lawyers and other people close to him what a prison sentence would look like for a former American president.

Would he be sent to a "club fed" style prison - a place that's relatively comfortable, as far these things go - or a "bad" prison? Would he serve out a sentence in a plush home confinement? Would government officials try to strip him of his lifetime Secret Service protections? What would they make him wear, if his enemies actually did ever get him in a cell - an unprecedented set of consequences for a former leader of the free world.




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Thanks Cheese Dork!

91 felonies.

I think they caught him trying to sell secrets. Why else would he have nuke stuff?

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I was right.

Lol now we have Trump discussing whether or not he will have to wear a orange jumper in the slam.

Two years ago Magasaggers would never have believed it, yet here we are.

Steak is a helluva drug..

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

He knows the aura is gone once he gets convicted on any one of these charges. Once he's in jail with no hair care products, bronzer and no make up, he will look like the wizard of Oz behind the curtain and the magic will be gone.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

Will they let him have his hair & makeup team in the slam?

or are we gonna be getting this effect:





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Thanks Cheese Dork!

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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Denis Diderot

Oh snap- are those handlebars for the Alpha Tops to hold onto while they take him for a spin?

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

My son is a huge fan of BLP kosher.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

I'm sure Donny will get to hear plenty of rappin' in the big house..

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

...yeah with that entire Secret Service detail required by law to be with him.

Dang you're stupid as fuc*!

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.

That's already been discussed. It won't keep him out of jail. Try to keep up.

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

LMAO....he by law has to have Secret Service....so what you claim is a lie.

"If former President Donald Trump were to be jailed, Secret Service agents would accompany him, according to a retired US judge. However, an agent wouldn't end up in a cell with him, but there would likely be at least one agent on the property for protection. Experts say that Trump is unlikely to face any jail time"

http://www.businessinsider.com...p-retired-judge-2023-4

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.

Edited: 09/27/2023 at 10:05 AM by Fish Killer

Lying liars lie!

FAKEfish is almost at the top of that heap.

Only Coleslaw lies more.

FACT!

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.

Guess we'll see. You do have a great track record with your big proclamations

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

"If former President Donald Trump were to be jailed, Secret Service agents would accompany him, according to a retired US judge. However, an agent wouldn't end up in a cell with him, but there would likely be at least one agent on the property for protection. Experts say that Trump is unlikely to face any jail time"


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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.

Can you paste that again? we didn't catch it the first 2 times

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Thanks Cheese Dork!

Yes you did and so did everyone else you lied to about it.

Idiot

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.

Same here, but I don't get it.

Generational thing I suppose.

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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Denis Diderot

I checked out the video- not bad, but thought his timing was off in spots.

I'm too old I suppose

the hair is notable lol

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Thanks Cheese Dork!