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 04/04/2021 03:33 PM
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sandi

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any good, discreet dating sites in Brevard?


asking for a friend....
 04/04/2021 03:40 PM
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dingpatch

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Go here, only the cream of the crop: Love Shack

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 04/04/2021 08:45 PM
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sandi

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boring.

any other suggestions?


a dating site.

Edited: 04/04/2021 at 08:45 PM by sandi
 04/05/2021 08:19 AM
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Greensleeves

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the beach or the gym
 04/05/2021 05:24 PM
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Cole

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Publix.

But wait till the virus is gone.

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 04/05/2021 08:03 PM
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nukeh2o

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This is a put on, right?
On a surf forum......?
Buy. a. damn. surfboard.
Get good at it, and.....
Don't be a friggn kook.
Be nice, be cool, hang with girl friendly
compadres and...voila
sheesh....kids.





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 04/05/2021 08:07 PM
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nukeh2o

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Strumming a uke or gitar won't hurt either mate....

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 04/06/2021 05:38 AM
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Greensleeves

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what he said. focus on self/surf the rest will follow
 04/06/2021 05:52 AM
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johnnyboy

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Buy a speedo. Buy a potato. Get a tan. Walk the beach with the potatoe in your Speedo. If that doesn't work, check to make sure the potato is in the front of your Speedo. Some conversation starters are a must. Ask women if they are that age where they have lowered their standards for dating yet. Explain it's the season of love and you're in it for a reason not a season. Tell them that your vd screens are going to be absolutely clear once you finish this last cycle. Let them know that you care. Dating is about empathy and that in the end we all want the benefit of friendship and whatever other benefit consenting adults might think of. Explain to women at bars that you actually get better looking the more they drink..: and then prove it. Pay for the drinks. It's an investment. Explain that dating sites are boring so you surf the web on surf sites, that's a panty dropper. Boredom can be confused with aloof coolness If done right. I have heard that funerals offer great prospects. Maybe put some dignity on the for sale forum.

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 04/06/2021 05:59 AM
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RustyTruck

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"Speedo potato" LOL

Crash some weddings maybe?

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 04/06/2021 06:02 AM
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Cole

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Well said Johnny, but skip the potato and use a gherkin. That level of disappointment on the first coupling can be a real deal killer. As they eye the gherkin, they'll wonder, "Not a shower shower, perchance a grower?" Intrigue is a real love potion. Plus, then they will only be half disappointed when the act commences.

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Edited: 04/06/2021 at 06:06 AM by Cole
 04/06/2021 06:34 AM
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dingpatch

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I'm looking for some hot, young, chick in her 50's!!!

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 04/06/2021 07:37 AM
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Greensleeves

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ding your outlook and good view on life will be rewarded.
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