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 01/07/2021 07:31 AM
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fishkller

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Apparently he wants to run?

Who would vote for that bend-over cuck?

The blueberry suit is reason enough to cringe.

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 01/07/2021 07:39 AM
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He's swine of course. He aligns himself with a guy that disparages him and his wife(!?) at the drop of a hat. Imagine what Putin would do to him. Scum like all qotards
 01/07/2021 07:40 AM
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Our enemies would have him in a dress on Day 1 if not sooner

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 01/07/2021 07:42 AM
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Cruz will never be president

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 01/07/2021 07:46 AM
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fishkller

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You don't say... LOL

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Our enemies would have him in a dress on Day 1


Funny stuff right there!
 01/07/2021 08:02 AM
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dingpatch

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POTUS would become POS, again.

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fishkller

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Originally posted by: theglide

Our enemies would have him in a dress on Day 1




Funny stuff right there!



Apparently a bright blue dress at that.

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 01/07/2021 12:45 PM
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johnnyboy

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Texas won't have him back. That whole thanking his sodomizer probably leaves a bad taste in their mouths.

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 01/07/2021 06:02 PM
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fishkller

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Well you know Ted has a taste of something in his mouth... lol

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 01/07/2021 06:11 PM
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Cole

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Grody grandpa baby batter from the Mushroom King.

Nasty!

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 01/07/2021 06:30 PM
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StirfryMcflurry

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^ y'all stay focused on some wiiiieeeerrd shyt
 01/07/2021 08:49 PM
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follydude

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Rafael ????
 01/08/2021 08:38 AM
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theglide

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Cuck Cruz, what a warrior.
 01/08/2021 08:50 AM
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fishkller

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Originally posted by: theglide

Cuck Cruz, what a warrior.



His big moment in the sun sure didn't last long, did it? LOL

He stood up in that blue suit so fast with his chest all puffed out, got his smattering of applause.. his pea-sized balls started to swell and he thought "My Erectile Dysfunction is OVER!"

and then, 30 seconds later, a loud knock came at the door of the Senate and whooooosh, down the toilet went his career



I thought Warhol said we'd get 15 minutes, not 15 seconds hahahaha

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Edited: 01/08/2021 at 08:52 AM by fishkller
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Bamboo

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Thank God his career is ruined now.
He just weather vaned in whatever direction he thought would benefit him.

I am thinking his chances of reelection in Texas is a lot slimmer after this weeks debacle.

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 01/08/2021 09:23 AM
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"I'm the Man of the Hour! Everything's gonna be great for you now, Ted.. you're a Her... Wait, what's happening?"

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 01/08/2021 01:35 PM
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theglide

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I am thinking his chances of reelection in Texas is a lot slimmer after this weeks debacle.


I'm not sure, it's Texas, home of Louie Goober.

Cuck Cruz might pickup supporters!
 01/08/2021 02:20 PM
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StirfryMcflurry

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Like his master, he'll also be fine.
 01/08/2021 04:15 PM
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johnnyboy

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Years ago after Tyson's career was over and he was being trotted out for public relations fights. They were at a pre fight press conference weigh in when Tyson lost it and attacked his opponent. They guy decided a fight was good press and started swinging and it got ugly quick. A lot of people had to break them up. As Tyson was being pulled away, he yelled "I will f&@& you til you love me." I think this happens in the prisons where Tyson did his time. I think this is what trump did to Cruz. Cruz must love him and this is the only apparent reason I can see.

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