They say he's a bit nutty.
Cuz he plays with the putty.
He asked "what else do you want me to do - it's Florida"?
The others shouted "kick him out! We can't have nutty 'round here. Give me another beer."
But nutty had a lesson to teach.
He didn't like to preach.
He said it with his board.
The grace - the connection.
-- This line wasn't rated for public internet, so I left it out.
Nutty went to the park one day.
The police took him away.
There's not really any "no putty" sign, but they got him today.
Everyone wanted nutty locked up.
They convicted him on an old SunPass unpaid fine.
Now Nutty's having the time of his life.
Plenty of time to finally learn and catch up!


Edited: 04/19/2025 at 07:25 AM by TunnelVision