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RustyTruck

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Hee-larious.

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johnnyboy

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I picture that scene from Kingpin where woody Harrelson is impersonating an Amish farmer and comes down the with a full bucket and tells the other farmers they're late and he got up early and already milked the cow taking a big sip for emphasis. "We don't have a cow."

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tpapablo

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"That cow has horns and no udders," he said. "Which means it's a bull."
Weird. My "bulls" with horns have been giving birth to calves.

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 06/13/2024 07:02 AM
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Bamboo

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Lol!
I think a lot of the GOP has a hard time telling the bulls from the heifers...or rather they like the bulls more.
just ask Larry Craig or Lady G, or the unfiltered Mike Pence.
Not that there is anything wrong with that....
Ha!

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Cole

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Originally posted by: tpapablo

"That cow has horns and no udders," he said. "Which means it's a bull."



Weird. My "bulls" with horns have been giving birth to calves.


Are your bulls with horns and no teats giving birth? That's kinda the point.



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 06/13/2024 07:40 AM
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Pagerow

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Originally posted by: Cole
Originally posted by: tpapablo
"That cow has horns and no udders," he said. "Which means it's a bull."

Weird. My "bulls" with horns have been giving birth to calves.

Are your bulls with horns and no teats giving birth? That's kinda the point.


T-Fap loves milking one particular orange bull

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 06/13/2024 07:50 AM
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tpapablo

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Originally posted by: Cole
Originally posted by: tpapablo
"That cow has horns and no udders," he said. "Which means it's a bull."
Weird. My "bulls" with horns have been giving birth to calves.
Are your bulls with horns and no teats giving birth? That's kinda the point.
The point is that your principal news source is clueless.

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johnnyboy

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That golden calf is milking them, ironically.

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3rdworldlover

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Hey! That ain't gold!

It's spray tan
 06/13/2024 08:08 AM
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Bamboo

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Colbert was specific in his observation- horns and no udders.
That is a pretty accurate way to to describe a steer or bull.

More accurate than fox or the other Trump Dravidian news outlets!

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 06/13/2024 03:26 PM
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Cole

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Originally posted by: tpapablo

Originally posted by: Cole

Originally posted by: tpapablo



"That cow has horns and no udders," he said. "Which means it's a bull."






Weird. My "bulls" with horns have been giving birth to calves.




Are your bulls with horns and no teats giving birth? That's kinda the point.


The point is that your principal news source is clueless.


No udders means it is a male. The news source was absolutely correct.

Your babble? Not so much.



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 06/13/2024 03:46 PM
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fishkller

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Tbok can't tell a bull from a cow LOL Classic!

Dude is all hat no cattle..


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 06/14/2024 06:16 AM
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johnnyboy

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He hasn't been able find the bull but he keeps finding all this bullshit and spreading it around liberally and religiously. Maybe that's his family's value.

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 06/14/2024 06:38 AM
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fishkller

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All that big talk, and it turns out he only ran with the cows..


seems about right

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