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Dora Hates You

Have you even noticed that things like this never happen?

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I was right.

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Dora Hates You

I'm still waiting for them to find Sasquatch

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

Yepper....one of these daze there'll be actual physical proof, clear verifiable photo evidence....
Lie, Spin, Distract.....the mag gertrude's hallucinogen of choice
failing that:
Simply make shit up....genius!
it's all hilarys fault
duhhhh



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Dear nuke,

My late wife saw the bodies from the 1947 Roswell crash. She personally worked for an AF commanding general who had keys to 'Hanger 18' at Wright-Patterson AF Base. She went there "a lot". She called them 'weirdos'.

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Lol.....sure she did.
but climate change is a hoax.
derrrp

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Grifters know their marks well.

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Somebody take away Ding's YouTube

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We have certain things in common Jeffrey..

I grow weary with this lame agitprop spamaganda distraction from this dimwit magat dufus.
Here's the news, Elmo: my uncle was on the ground floor of jpl.He was an aviation guy since childhood. Became a premier guy in polymer physics, designing the first re-entry ablation shields
My dad was an aviation nut, graduated from Georgia tech in aeronautics....why my mom married him...oh yeah, he surfed too.
Uncle Roberts team were instrumental in rocketry, from vanguard to moon, mars, voyagers, etc/
He was on a first name basis with von Braun, and considered John Glenn a close friend. Got us unreal seats for his return to space.
They designed and built the original telemetry systems. First mars lander:JPL.
He had top fucking clearance bub. well over generals or some mystery alyun conspiracy noise.
He and I were always close, he would have found alien stuff really amusing...and if it existed he would have revealed it. Spacecraft beyond the solar system and instellar imaging and radio detection systems across all spectrums were things they spent their entire lives on.If that technology existed, they would have fucking used it. Period. Guys were dying on a regular basis trying to figure out how to get flying shit go really fast.
Yah but, there's this little storage room with....duuhhhh
Now what annoys me is that all this magat kook ass mysterious goings on are getting people dead.
Surf instructor dude from Santa cruz murders beautiful family...cuz they was lizzerd peepul sent by George Soros and Hilary.
Homeless people in merka are actually antifa shape shifting alyuns....beaming down from a spaceship behind the moon.
Tentacles critters and 5g chips in every dose of COVID vaccine.
The worlds best epidemiologists and infectious disease specialists now need bodyguards.
At the behest of a stupid fat orange flim flam artist. Who takes his medical advisement from some Nigerian chick...who espouses the evils of demon sperm and....yep: ALYUN DNA!!!!
it's all one deep dark derp state plot!
stuupid...

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'JPL' would have been 'only interesting' to Mrs dingpatch's General. His office was at CIA HQ in Langley. She was cleared for everything on his desk. Her 'public' clearance was 'TS Nuclear Q Crypto' (or whatever that would have been officially designated). Her actual, working, clearance level designation itself, along with all her 'special conditions', was classified. Just her actual 'xyz123' security level desigbation was Top Secret. Think 'Majestic 12'. Not shitting you. She was 'Read In' from-top-to-bottom. She went to Langley "all the time" but she told me that there are no records of a 'Janelle Leslie Anybody' (her) ever being there. She only had 'fake' IDs. She held such highly classified info that she was considered to be a possible 'espionage/kidnapping' subject. She carried a Walther 24/7. And, , , , all of it was at such a high level that after she was discharged from the AF she was given a '10 year' Federal 'unrestricted' carry license, , , oh and, her passport was taken away and she was told that she COULD NOT leave the USA for 10 years!. She told me that she wished that there really was a god "because there can't be just them".

Again, , , , ,: over 20 years after she was discharged I was talking to someone who had been in or otherwise 'associated' with Mrs dingpatch's old unit when I told them that my wife Janelle was the very first woman ever assigned to the unit. The person's face turned to stone and they said; "Oh her. I cannot speak to you". They turned and walked straight away!! Jan had not fucking been there for OVER 20 YEARS!!! WTF? "Oh her"

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Lol.....you go boy
Ferret out them ET's for us Duchovny
derrp

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nuke & scom, , , ,; Jan and I were together for 37 years. Jan's first husband will confirm what I have said, they met, married and divorced in the Air Force. He "couldn't take it". As he told me after she died: "I don't need to tell you this because you already know but, Janelle was a very strong, very powerful, woman."


Please watch the 'Indigestible truth' video. All of us may find out that 80% of everything in our lives that is core and important to us is, , , , meaningless.

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Edited: 12/12/2025 at 07:58 AM by dingpatch

Sssshh.... he's hunting awiens....
and bring us a whole passel of snipes while your at it Holmes
bibbity bobbitty bullshit

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Sorry but, it is all very real.

I first heard the 'Roswell' crash story in December 1972 while I was in Basic Training at Fort Knox. The guy's father was part of the air crews that flew from Ft Worth to Roswell to take the crash and beings to Wright-Pat. I was standing next to J Robert Oppenheimer's son Peter while listening to the story.

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But......climate change is a liberl hoax
duhhh

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Consider: wherever "aliens" come from is very far away. How advanced does a civilization have to be to master interstellar travel?

I say so far advanced that they don't need to send physical bodies to interstellar travel. Kind of like us at our level of development. Do we really need a human pilot to fly an F-22?

So, they are sending unmanned crafts of an unimaginable sort to probe us. If we somehow see something, its more than likely a hologram of some sort. Its AI to the max. The machines became self-aware. I do not think they are malevolent. I think they like watching and fucking with us for entertainment.
Your opinion may vary, however "the truth is out there".

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So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off.

jd,

The distance/time argument is moot. Earthly physicists have confirmed that a 'Warp Drive' is actually 'possible', given physics as we now know it. !?!

Science is moving fast. Remember that old 'molecular biology' thing? It's now obsolete. Try 'Quantum biology' on for size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Edited: 12/12/2025 at 01:26 PM by dingpatch

No one that takes Jeremy Corbells, Lou Elizondo, and those skinwalker ranch assholes seriously can be taken seriously. Too much crying wolf and outright hoaxing from that crowd. It is severe enough now that I think there is deliberate disinfo in play.

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Lou has testified to Congress under oath.

Mrs Dingpatch saw the bodies. Matter-of-fact.

You need to get in touch with the reality of the situation.

Why do you, how can you, think that none of this can be real??

Why do you think my wife said that she wished that there really was a god, because there can't be "just them".

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Dora Hates You

Edited: 12/12/2025 at 05:20 PM by dingpatch