The Hill has a decent story, Tampa Bay Times a better one.

There's no known cloud seeding in Florida and if there's any chemtrails, they are such a deep secret that nobody knows anything about them. So how can you report on something that's never been observed? There's a far better chance of spotting a strange beast that escaped from Harry Potter at Universal.

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Those monthly reports are going to be very short.


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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV

The letter to the airports was no model of clarity, but it looks like airports will need to find ways to certify that they sought and didn't find unicorns.

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As the dumbassery deepens. I am beginning to miss intelligent politicians.

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Edited: 07/20/2025 at 04:27 AM by dingpatch

Running errands all day yesterday, so was in a hurry and had a quick bite at the Taco Bell along A1A at Satellite. Ended up cloud seeding a couple of times during my drive somewhere between PSFB and Cape Canaveral. Sorry guys

So, what if scientists went to the Gov. Meatball and said "Hey, listen we can put this mind-altering stuff in the chem-trails that make people like you.", I wonder if they have a caveat in the bill for that.
Like they have caveats in the "Big blow hard bill" that allows the red states to still give Medicaid to their constitutes because they are the poorest states and take the most from the government.

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It was fun while it lasted.

The hold out Republicans got concessions for their states, while everyone else gets fucked. You can tell they are true God-fearing Christians.

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Alright, I need Meatballs number. I was outside today, and I saw a jet way up in the sky chem-trailin'! I think all the chemical it sprayed out has made me more "radical liberal left". Does anyone know the hotline to call.

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It was fun while it lasted.

Jounalists have lied about everything. Scientists lied about covid. Historians and Scholars lied about the 1619 project. Economists? Krugman. Do I believe everything Trump says? Nope. A healthy skepticism is no vice.

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Scientists lied about covid. Historians and Scholars lied about the 1619 project.

You were offended so you dismissed them. That doesn't mean they are lies. Though your point is moot, considering these are one offs. Historians, scholars and scientists have successfully proven millions of things that have made us more informed and much healthier. Why you fool maga have the desire to go back to pre-science is beyond me.

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Yessirree, billy Bob! Gotta watch them damn airports alright. All them new fangled radar, radios, Cheerios. Perfect place for Soros and his shape shifting antifa Nazi communist minions to hide out.
Oh, and, all this silly 'trails" nonsense? That's the martian prog lizard people pissin' out da winda, signing names etc.Turns into frost and clouds coming through the magasphere.
Ask pigblo, he's one of them. So is meee-lon. That airport in mims?
yep.....cloud seeding chem trails!
mmmmm.....Baahhaaahhhaaahhh

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It's a democratic hoax

Why MAGA hates science so much


Working people who choose to wear MAGA red caps hate science for their own reasons: It tells them things about disease and environmental destruction and, say, women's reproductive health that they cannot bear to face. Scientific findings often do not jibe with their religious beliefs. If you believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and were never taught how to distinguish between faith and knowledge, you're naturally going to have a testy relationship with science.

By its nature of openness to new ideas, scientific inquiry exemplifies the secular worldview of liberals. Science levels the playing field. It's woke. Scientists discriminate about the significance of evidence, but they do not discriminate about the significance of different human beings. (That is what the MAGA faithful think their religion is for - because Republicans have spent a long time perverting Christianity, too, to justify their greed and bigotry.)

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"There Is No Epstein List"

- The Pro-Pedophilia Party

Well, it IS nice to see some of our talented young exchange students here on chumpf u friendship visits with our Russian aliies learning to fly.
they're agriculture officers, er, small business farmers, wanting to study our crop dusting methods.
Seem like nice enough fellers.

at least we're finally doin' sumthing about them by gum martian commie chem trails!

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