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Topic Title: Joke of the day
Topic Summary: You want/need a laugh? This thread keeps getting better and better!!!
Created On: 04/29/2009 07:25 PM
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 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 04/30/2009 03:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Timinator - 04/30/2009 06:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - BSpec - 05/01/2009 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 05/01/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/07/2021 04:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/02/2009 06:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 05/02/2009 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/02/2009 04:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/03/2009 11:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GreenLantern - 05/03/2009 11:59 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/06/2009 07:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/06/2009 06:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/08/2009 11:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/15/2009 06:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/15/2009 10:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/16/2009 06:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/17/2009 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/21/2009 06:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 05/23/2009 05:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/24/2009 12:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 05/28/2009 05:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/01/2009 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/01/2009 09:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 08/01/2009 05:05 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/02/2009 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/03/2009 10:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 08/03/2009 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/15/2009 12:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 08/16/2009 08:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/17/2009 03:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/25/2009 04:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/28/2009 03:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fish Killer - 09/03/2009 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/04/2009 03:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/05/2009 03:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2009 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/08/2009 05:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 09/09/2009 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 09/09/2009 05:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/11/2009 04:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/22/2009 07:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - early eye - 09/24/2009 02:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 333rider - 09/24/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/30/2009 03:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/07/2009 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/07/2009 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/12/2009 02:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 10/12/2009 04:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 11/10/2009 02:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/10/2009 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/23/2009 02:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tpapablo - 11/25/2009 09:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Sideshow - 11/25/2009 10:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 08:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 10:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/31/2009 05:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 11/01/2009 10:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 11/02/2009 08:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 11/02/2009 11:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/03/2009 05:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 11/03/2009 07:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/26/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 01/10/2010 06:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/14/2009 04:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - burn7 - 10/14/2009 02:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/16/2009 10:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 11/03/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/04/2009 03:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/05/2009 06:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/17/2009 07:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 12/20/2009 07:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 12/23/2009 06:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/10/2009 12:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/16/2009 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 01/15/2010 06:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 01/17/2010 09:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MichaelSknabriaf - 01/17/2010 07:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 01/21/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 02/05/2010 11:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/06/2010 07:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/09/2010 05:44 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/13/2010 06:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ograbac - 12/16/2010 06:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/18/2010 09:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/25/2010 09:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/19/2009 03:23 AM  
 Joke of the day   - IMonkeyBoyI - 10/20/2009 01:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/21/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/21/2009 07:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 10/24/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Christina - 12/16/2009 05:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 12/17/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/22/2010 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/26/2010 09:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 12/09/2010 11:44 AM  
 guido the champion italian lover   - kookyak - 12/10/2010 02:21 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/03/2011 06:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tuberidecity - 03/04/2011 08:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/05/2011 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 04/02/2011 11:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 02/16/2011 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - russ5316 - 03/28/2011 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 04/04/2011 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - garcia - 04/04/2011 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 07/06/2011 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 07/06/2011 12:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2011 09:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/27/2011 07:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GsusSurfs - 07/27/2011 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 07/28/2011 06:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 08/04/2011 04:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Karma - 08/04/2011 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 08/04/2011 01:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/08/2011 06:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Jose Cuervo - 08/09/2011 11:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 03:59 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 04:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 04:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/22/2011 09:35 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/23/2011 12:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - nightkro - 08/22/2012 07:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 08/22/2013 11:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/22/2013 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:41 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 10/04/2010 06:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/04/2010 01:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - HawaiianSalt - 10/05/2010 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 10/07/2010 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/08/2010 05:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/10/2010 07:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/11/2010 10:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/13/2010 05:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/14/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/14/2010 06:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/18/2010 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/22/2010 07:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 10/30/2010 11:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/01/2010 06:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/01/2009 01:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 06/04/2009 07:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/06/2009 07:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/11/2009 07:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Igoyoustay - 06/14/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 06/14/2009 08:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/15/2009 09:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/16/2009 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/22/2009 02:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 06/29/2009 08:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/30/2009 08:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GREG - 07/01/2009 11:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 12:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 01:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/06/2009 06:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 07/06/2009 09:40 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - eibla - 09/09/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - dingpatch - 09/10/2009 10:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Jib - 07/07/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/10/2009 06:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MikeOfAtlanta - 07/10/2009 03:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/11/2009 04:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/13/2009 12:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/15/2009 12:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - LouisB - 07/16/2009 05:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 07/19/2009 11:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ReedBeach - 07/20/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/24/2009 04:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/27/2009 04:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GMAN - 07/27/2009 05:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/08/2009 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/25/2009 11:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/04/2009 03:58 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/06/2009 04:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/07/2009 10:51 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/09/2009 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/10/2009 12:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/29/2009 04:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/30/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/31/2009 12:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 07/31/2009 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/26/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - paddleout - 08/27/2009 07:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2009 07:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 09/29/2009 11:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 06:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 08:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/14/2010 08:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 02/15/2010 02:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 02/15/2010 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 02/16/2010 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/16/2010 02:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/13/2010 04:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/15/2010 08:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sad39 - 03/16/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/16/2010 07:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/17/2010 11:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/18/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/25/2010 09:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/29/2010 01:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/30/2010 03:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/31/2010 06:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 03/31/2010 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/12/2010 04:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/19/2010 05:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Zeus - 02/22/2010 07:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 02/23/2010 07:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 02/24/2010 12:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/27/2010 11:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 03/03/2010 09:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 03/04/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 03/06/2010 08:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/07/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Bamboo - 03/08/2010 10:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Surfgrl4ever - 03/08/2010 05:56 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 03/09/2010 01:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 03/09/2010 06:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - searancher - 03/10/2010 07:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 03/13/2010 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 04/06/2010 06:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 04/06/2010 02:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 03:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/08/2010 12:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/09/2010 08:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/09/2010 01:27 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 04/10/2010 05:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/10/2010 07:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/12/2010 10:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/13/2010 01:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 06:55 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/15/2010 11:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 04/15/2010 05:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 3rdworldlover - 04/16/2010 05:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/16/2010 11:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 04/16/2010 12:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/04/2010 07:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/16/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/08/2010 08:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/09/2010 06:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 07/12/2010 06:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/13/2010 06:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/15/2010 04:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 07/15/2010 07:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 07/17/2010 07:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2010 06:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/27/2010 12:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/29/2010 05:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/29/2010 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/17/2010 03:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/17/2010 05:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/21/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/23/2010 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/28/2010 09:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/29/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/01/2010 01:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/04/2010 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 06:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 09:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 11:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 11/05/2010 02:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 06:17 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/06/2010 05:57 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 11/12/2010 10:26 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - tpapablo - 11/15/2010 01:15 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/15/2010 01:23 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/16/2010 04:55 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/30/2010 06:12 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 10:22 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 06:29 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 02/23/2011 10:18 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 02/23/2011 11:59 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 03/08/2011 02:08 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/08/2011 08:11 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/09/2011 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 07:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/16/2010 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/16/2010 11:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 08/19/2010 12:48 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/21/2010 09:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/01/2010 02:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/14/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 09/16/2010 01:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/16/2010 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/17/2010 03:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/20/2010 08:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/21/2010 05:46 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/01/2010 07:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/02/2010 03:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/03/2010 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/06/2010 05:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2010 01:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 09/08/2010 12:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/11/2010 08:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/05/2010 02:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/10/2010 11:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/11/2010 01:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/11/2010 02:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/23/2010 12:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/27/2010 06:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jcortez13 - 08/28/2010 04:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/29/2010 09:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/22/2010 02:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/25/2010 11:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 04/25/2010 07:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/26/2010 05:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/27/2010 09:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 04/28/2010 10:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/17/2010 04:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/18/2010 06:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 05/18/2010 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/18/2010 11:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/19/2010 11:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/21/2010 03:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/17/2010 12:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/25/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/17/2010 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/12/2010 04:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/21/2010 07:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - fl636 - 05/21/2010 08:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/23/2010 04:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - WinDog - 06/25/2010 08:40 AM  
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met U.S. General Patraeus. They shook hands. As they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "That's because it takes place in the future".

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His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ..... And he needed a loan, so....... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater , Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"



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