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Topic Title: Joke of the day
Topic Summary: You want/need a laugh? This thread keeps getting better and better!!!
Created On: 04/29/2009 07:25 PM
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 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 04/30/2009 03:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Timinator - 04/30/2009 06:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - BSpec - 05/01/2009 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 05/01/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/07/2021 04:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/02/2009 06:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 05/02/2009 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/02/2009 04:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/03/2009 11:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GreenLantern - 05/03/2009 11:59 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/06/2009 07:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/06/2009 06:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/08/2009 11:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/15/2009 06:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/15/2009 10:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/16/2009 06:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/17/2009 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/21/2009 06:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 05/23/2009 05:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/24/2009 12:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 05/28/2009 05:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/01/2009 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/01/2009 09:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 08/01/2009 05:05 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/02/2009 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/03/2009 10:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 08/03/2009 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/15/2009 12:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 08/16/2009 08:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/17/2009 03:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/25/2009 04:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/28/2009 03:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fish Killer - 09/03/2009 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/04/2009 03:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/05/2009 03:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2009 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/08/2009 05:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 09/09/2009 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 09/09/2009 05:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/11/2009 04:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/22/2009 07:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - early eye - 09/24/2009 02:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 333rider - 09/24/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/30/2009 03:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/07/2009 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/07/2009 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/12/2009 02:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 10/12/2009 04:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 11/10/2009 02:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/10/2009 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/23/2009 02:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tpapablo - 11/25/2009 09:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Sideshow - 11/25/2009 10:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 08:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 10:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/31/2009 05:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 11/01/2009 10:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 11/02/2009 08:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 11/02/2009 11:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/03/2009 05:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 11/03/2009 07:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/26/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 01/10/2010 06:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/14/2009 04:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - burn7 - 10/14/2009 02:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/16/2009 10:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 11/03/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/04/2009 03:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/05/2009 06:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/17/2009 07:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 12/20/2009 07:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 12/23/2009 06:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/10/2009 12:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/16/2009 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 01/15/2010 06:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 01/17/2010 09:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MichaelSknabriaf - 01/17/2010 07:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 01/21/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 02/05/2010 11:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/06/2010 07:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/09/2010 05:44 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/13/2010 06:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ograbac - 12/16/2010 06:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/18/2010 09:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/25/2010 09:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/19/2009 03:23 AM  
 Joke of the day   - IMonkeyBoyI - 10/20/2009 01:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/21/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/21/2009 07:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 10/24/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Christina - 12/16/2009 05:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 12/17/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/22/2010 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/26/2010 09:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 12/09/2010 11:44 AM  
 guido the champion italian lover   - kookyak - 12/10/2010 02:21 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/03/2011 06:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tuberidecity - 03/04/2011 08:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/05/2011 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 04/02/2011 11:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 02/16/2011 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - russ5316 - 03/28/2011 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 04/04/2011 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - garcia - 04/04/2011 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 07/06/2011 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 07/06/2011 12:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2011 09:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/27/2011 07:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GsusSurfs - 07/27/2011 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 07/28/2011 06:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 08/04/2011 04:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Karma - 08/04/2011 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 08/04/2011 01:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/08/2011 06:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Jose Cuervo - 08/09/2011 11:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 03:59 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 04:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 04:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/22/2011 09:35 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/23/2011 12:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - nightkro - 08/22/2012 07:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 08/22/2013 11:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/22/2013 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:41 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 10/04/2010 06:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/04/2010 01:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - HawaiianSalt - 10/05/2010 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 10/07/2010 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/08/2010 05:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/10/2010 07:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/11/2010 10:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/13/2010 05:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/14/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/14/2010 06:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/18/2010 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/22/2010 07:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 10/30/2010 11:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/01/2010 06:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/01/2009 01:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 06/04/2009 07:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/06/2009 07:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/11/2009 07:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Igoyoustay - 06/14/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 06/14/2009 08:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/15/2009 09:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/16/2009 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/22/2009 02:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 06/29/2009 08:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/30/2009 08:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GREG - 07/01/2009 11:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 12:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 01:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/06/2009 06:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 07/06/2009 09:40 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - eibla - 09/09/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - dingpatch - 09/10/2009 10:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Jib - 07/07/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/10/2009 06:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MikeOfAtlanta - 07/10/2009 03:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/11/2009 04:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/13/2009 12:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/15/2009 12:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - LouisB - 07/16/2009 05:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 07/19/2009 11:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ReedBeach - 07/20/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/24/2009 04:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/27/2009 04:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GMAN - 07/27/2009 05:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/08/2009 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/25/2009 11:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/04/2009 03:58 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/06/2009 04:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/07/2009 10:51 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/09/2009 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/10/2009 12:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/29/2009 04:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/30/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/31/2009 12:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 07/31/2009 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/26/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - paddleout - 08/27/2009 07:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2009 07:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 09/29/2009 11:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 06:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 08:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/14/2010 08:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 02/15/2010 02:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 02/15/2010 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 02/16/2010 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/16/2010 02:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/13/2010 04:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/15/2010 08:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sad39 - 03/16/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/16/2010 07:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/17/2010 11:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/18/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/25/2010 09:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/29/2010 01:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/30/2010 03:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/31/2010 06:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 03/31/2010 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/12/2010 04:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/19/2010 05:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Zeus - 02/22/2010 07:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 02/23/2010 07:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 02/24/2010 12:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/27/2010 11:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 03/03/2010 09:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 03/04/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 03/06/2010 08:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/07/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Bamboo - 03/08/2010 10:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Surfgrl4ever - 03/08/2010 05:56 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 03/09/2010 01:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 03/09/2010 06:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - searancher - 03/10/2010 07:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 03/13/2010 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 04/06/2010 06:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 04/06/2010 02:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 03:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/08/2010 12:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/09/2010 08:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/09/2010 01:27 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 04/10/2010 05:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/10/2010 07:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/12/2010 10:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/13/2010 01:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 06:55 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/15/2010 11:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 04/15/2010 05:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 3rdworldlover - 04/16/2010 05:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/16/2010 11:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 04/16/2010 12:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/04/2010 07:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/16/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/08/2010 08:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/09/2010 06:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 07/12/2010 06:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/13/2010 06:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/15/2010 04:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 07/15/2010 07:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 07/17/2010 07:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2010 06:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/27/2010 12:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/29/2010 05:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/29/2010 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/17/2010 03:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/17/2010 05:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/21/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/23/2010 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/28/2010 09:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/29/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/01/2010 01:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/04/2010 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 06:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 09:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 11:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 11/05/2010 02:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 06:17 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/06/2010 05:57 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 11/12/2010 10:26 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - tpapablo - 11/15/2010 01:15 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/15/2010 01:23 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/16/2010 04:55 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/30/2010 06:12 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 10:22 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 06:29 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 02/23/2011 10:18 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 02/23/2011 11:59 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 03/08/2011 02:08 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/08/2011 08:11 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/09/2011 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 07:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/16/2010 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/16/2010 11:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 08/19/2010 12:48 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/21/2010 09:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/01/2010 02:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/14/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 09/16/2010 01:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/16/2010 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/17/2010 03:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/20/2010 08:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/21/2010 05:46 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/01/2010 07:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/02/2010 03:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/03/2010 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/06/2010 05:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2010 01:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 09/08/2010 12:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/11/2010 08:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/05/2010 02:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/10/2010 11:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/11/2010 01:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/11/2010 02:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/23/2010 12:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/27/2010 06:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jcortez13 - 08/28/2010 04:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/29/2010 09:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/22/2010 02:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/25/2010 11:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 04/25/2010 07:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/26/2010 05:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/27/2010 09:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 04/28/2010 10:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/17/2010 04:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/18/2010 06:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 05/18/2010 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/18/2010 11:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/19/2010 11:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/21/2010 03:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/17/2010 12:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/25/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/17/2010 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/12/2010 04:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/21/2010 07:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - fl636 - 05/21/2010 08:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/23/2010 04:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - WinDog - 06/25/2010 08:40 AM  
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This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.

The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."

So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself.

So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.

The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself.

The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."

Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds, "What's that noise?
 09/30/2011 09:17 AM
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." The she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"


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