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Topic Title: Joke of the day
Topic Summary: You want/need a laugh? This thread keeps getting better and better!!!
Created On: 04/29/2009 07:25 PM
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 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 04/30/2009 03:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Timinator - 04/30/2009 06:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - BSpec - 05/01/2009 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 05/01/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/07/2021 04:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/02/2009 06:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 05/02/2009 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/02/2009 04:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/03/2009 11:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GreenLantern - 05/03/2009 11:59 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/06/2009 07:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/06/2009 06:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/08/2009 11:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/15/2009 06:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/15/2009 10:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/16/2009 06:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/17/2009 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/21/2009 06:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 05/23/2009 05:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/24/2009 12:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 05/28/2009 05:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/01/2009 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/01/2009 09:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 08/01/2009 05:05 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/02/2009 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/03/2009 10:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 08/03/2009 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/15/2009 12:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 08/16/2009 08:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/17/2009 03:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/25/2009 04:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/28/2009 03:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fish Killer - 09/03/2009 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/04/2009 03:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/05/2009 03:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2009 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/08/2009 05:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 09/09/2009 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 09/09/2009 05:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/11/2009 04:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/22/2009 07:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - early eye - 09/24/2009 02:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 333rider - 09/24/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/30/2009 03:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/07/2009 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/07/2009 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/12/2009 02:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 10/12/2009 04:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 11/10/2009 02:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/10/2009 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/23/2009 02:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tpapablo - 11/25/2009 09:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Sideshow - 11/25/2009 10:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 08:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 10:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/31/2009 05:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 11/01/2009 10:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 11/02/2009 08:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 11/02/2009 11:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/03/2009 05:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 11/03/2009 07:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/26/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 01/10/2010 06:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/14/2009 04:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - burn7 - 10/14/2009 02:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/16/2009 10:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 11/03/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/04/2009 03:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/05/2009 06:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/17/2009 07:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 12/20/2009 07:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 12/23/2009 06:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/10/2009 12:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/16/2009 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 01/15/2010 06:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 01/17/2010 09:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MichaelSknabriaf - 01/17/2010 07:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 01/21/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 02/05/2010 11:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/06/2010 07:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/09/2010 05:44 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/13/2010 06:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ograbac - 12/16/2010 06:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/18/2010 09:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/25/2010 09:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/19/2009 03:23 AM  
 Joke of the day   - IMonkeyBoyI - 10/20/2009 01:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/21/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/21/2009 07:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 10/24/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Christina - 12/16/2009 05:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 12/17/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/22/2010 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/26/2010 09:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 12/09/2010 11:44 AM  
 guido the champion italian lover   - kookyak - 12/10/2010 02:21 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/03/2011 06:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tuberidecity - 03/04/2011 08:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/05/2011 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 04/02/2011 11:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 02/16/2011 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - russ5316 - 03/28/2011 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 04/04/2011 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - garcia - 04/04/2011 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 07/06/2011 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 07/06/2011 12:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2011 09:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/27/2011 07:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GsusSurfs - 07/27/2011 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 07/28/2011 06:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 08/04/2011 04:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Karma - 08/04/2011 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 08/04/2011 01:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/08/2011 06:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Jose Cuervo - 08/09/2011 11:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 03:59 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 04:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 04:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/22/2011 09:35 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/23/2011 12:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - nightkro - 08/22/2012 07:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 08/22/2013 11:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/22/2013 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:41 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 10/04/2010 06:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/04/2010 01:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - HawaiianSalt - 10/05/2010 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 10/07/2010 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/08/2010 05:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/10/2010 07:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/11/2010 10:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/13/2010 05:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/14/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/14/2010 06:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/18/2010 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/22/2010 07:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 10/30/2010 11:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/01/2010 06:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/01/2009 01:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 06/04/2009 07:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/06/2009 07:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/11/2009 07:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Igoyoustay - 06/14/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 06/14/2009 08:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/15/2009 09:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/16/2009 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/22/2009 02:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 06/29/2009 08:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/30/2009 08:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GREG - 07/01/2009 11:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 12:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 01:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/06/2009 06:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 07/06/2009 09:40 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - eibla - 09/09/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - dingpatch - 09/10/2009 10:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Jib - 07/07/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/10/2009 06:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MikeOfAtlanta - 07/10/2009 03:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/11/2009 04:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/13/2009 12:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/15/2009 12:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - LouisB - 07/16/2009 05:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 07/19/2009 11:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ReedBeach - 07/20/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/24/2009 04:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/27/2009 04:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GMAN - 07/27/2009 05:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/08/2009 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/25/2009 11:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/04/2009 03:58 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/06/2009 04:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/07/2009 10:51 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/09/2009 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/10/2009 12:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/29/2009 04:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/30/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/31/2009 12:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 07/31/2009 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/26/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - paddleout - 08/27/2009 07:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2009 07:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 09/29/2009 11:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 06:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 08:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/14/2010 08:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 02/15/2010 02:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 02/15/2010 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 02/16/2010 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/16/2010 02:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/13/2010 04:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/15/2010 08:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sad39 - 03/16/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/16/2010 07:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/17/2010 11:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/18/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/25/2010 09:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/29/2010 01:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/30/2010 03:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/31/2010 06:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 03/31/2010 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/12/2010 04:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/19/2010 05:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Zeus - 02/22/2010 07:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 02/23/2010 07:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 02/24/2010 12:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/27/2010 11:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 03/03/2010 09:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 03/04/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 03/06/2010 08:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/07/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Bamboo - 03/08/2010 10:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Surfgrl4ever - 03/08/2010 05:56 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 03/09/2010 01:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 03/09/2010 06:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - searancher - 03/10/2010 07:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 03/13/2010 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 04/06/2010 06:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 04/06/2010 02:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 03:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/08/2010 12:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/09/2010 08:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/09/2010 01:27 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 04/10/2010 05:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/10/2010 07:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/12/2010 10:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/13/2010 01:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 06:55 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/15/2010 11:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 04/15/2010 05:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 3rdworldlover - 04/16/2010 05:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/16/2010 11:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 04/16/2010 12:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/04/2010 07:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/16/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/08/2010 08:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/09/2010 06:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 07/12/2010 06:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/13/2010 06:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/15/2010 04:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 07/15/2010 07:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 07/17/2010 07:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2010 06:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/27/2010 12:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/29/2010 05:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/29/2010 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/17/2010 03:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/17/2010 05:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/21/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/23/2010 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/28/2010 09:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/29/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/01/2010 01:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/04/2010 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 06:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 09:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 11:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 11/05/2010 02:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 06:17 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/06/2010 05:57 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 11/12/2010 10:26 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - tpapablo - 11/15/2010 01:15 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/15/2010 01:23 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/16/2010 04:55 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/30/2010 06:12 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 10:22 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 06:29 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 02/23/2011 10:18 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 02/23/2011 11:59 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 03/08/2011 02:08 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/08/2011 08:11 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/09/2011 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 07:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/16/2010 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/16/2010 11:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 08/19/2010 12:48 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/21/2010 09:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/01/2010 02:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/14/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 09/16/2010 01:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/16/2010 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/17/2010 03:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/20/2010 08:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/21/2010 05:46 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/01/2010 07:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/02/2010 03:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/03/2010 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/06/2010 05:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2010 01:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 09/08/2010 12:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/11/2010 08:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/05/2010 02:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/10/2010 11:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/11/2010 01:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/11/2010 02:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/23/2010 12:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/27/2010 06:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jcortez13 - 08/28/2010 04:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/29/2010 09:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/22/2010 02:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/25/2010 11:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 04/25/2010 07:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/26/2010 05:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/27/2010 09:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 04/28/2010 10:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/17/2010 04:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/18/2010 06:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 05/18/2010 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/18/2010 11:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/19/2010 11:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/21/2010 03:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/17/2010 12:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/25/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/17/2010 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/12/2010 04:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/21/2010 07:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - fl636 - 05/21/2010 08:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/23/2010 04:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - WinDog - 06/25/2010 08:40 AM  
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

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So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off.
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Guido, the champion Italian lover...

 An extremely virile Italian named Guido was relaxing at
 his favorite  bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a really
 beautiful young blond woman.

 Things progressed to the point where he led her back to
 his apartment And, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
 where he rattled her senseless. He asked her, with a smile,
 "So, you finish?"

 She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
 Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
 resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of
 passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You
 finish?"
 Now she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and
 softly said, "No."


 Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
 unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of
 his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
 Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely
 able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked
 again, "So, you finish?"

 Aching and barely able to speak, the blonde whispered in
 his ear, "No,

 I Norwegian". 

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One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
 03/04/2011 08:42 AM
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Man says to a woman, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" The woman quickly replies "Of course" The man asks "What about for $50?" Woman: "$50? What do you think I am, a whore?" Man: "Well, we've already established that; now we're just negotiating a price..."
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An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
 04/02/2011 11:08 AM
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Streets

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Man goes to Lawyer for help.

Man: What is your least expensive fee?
Layer: $50 for three questions.

Man: That's pretty expensive, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes. So what's your third question?
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