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Topic Title: Joke of the day
Topic Summary: You want/need a laugh? This thread keeps getting better and better!!!
Created On: 04/29/2009 07:25 PM
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 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 04/30/2009 03:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Timinator - 04/30/2009 06:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - BSpec - 05/01/2009 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 05/01/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/07/2021 04:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/02/2009 06:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 05/02/2009 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/02/2009 04:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/03/2009 11:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GreenLantern - 05/03/2009 11:59 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/06/2009 07:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 05/06/2009 06:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/08/2009 11:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/15/2009 06:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Tomkat - 05/15/2009 10:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/16/2009 06:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/17/2009 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 05/21/2009 06:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 05/23/2009 05:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/24/2009 12:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 05/28/2009 05:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/01/2009 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/01/2009 09:45 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 08/01/2009 05:05 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/02/2009 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/03/2009 10:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 08/03/2009 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/15/2009 12:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 08/16/2009 08:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/17/2009 03:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/25/2009 04:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/28/2009 03:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fish Killer - 09/03/2009 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/04/2009 03:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/05/2009 03:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2009 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/08/2009 05:10 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wavecrestsurf - 09/09/2009 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 09/09/2009 05:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/11/2009 04:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/16/2009 03:31 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 09/22/2009 07:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - early eye - 09/24/2009 02:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 333rider - 09/24/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/30/2009 03:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/07/2009 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/07/2009 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/12/2009 02:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 10/12/2009 04:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 11/10/2009 02:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/10/2009 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/23/2009 02:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tpapablo - 11/25/2009 09:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Sideshow - 11/25/2009 10:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 08:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 11/27/2009 10:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/31/2009 05:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 11/01/2009 10:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 11/02/2009 08:38 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 11/02/2009 11:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/03/2009 05:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 11/03/2009 07:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/26/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 01/10/2010 06:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/14/2009 04:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - burn7 - 10/14/2009 02:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/16/2009 10:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 11/03/2009 02:08 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 11/04/2009 03:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 11/05/2009 06:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/17/2009 07:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 12/20/2009 07:18 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 12/23/2009 06:47 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 12/10/2009 12:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/16/2009 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 01/15/2010 02:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 01/15/2010 06:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 01/17/2010 09:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MichaelSknabriaf - 01/17/2010 07:16 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 01/21/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 02/05/2010 11:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/06/2010 07:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/09/2010 05:44 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/13/2010 06:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ograbac - 12/16/2010 06:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 12/18/2010 09:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 12/25/2010 09:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 10/19/2009 03:23 AM  
 Joke of the day   - IMonkeyBoyI - 10/20/2009 01:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 10/21/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/21/2009 07:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 10/24/2009 08:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Christina - 12/16/2009 05:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 12/17/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bob3000 - 12/17/2009 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 09/22/2010 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/26/2010 09:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 12/09/2010 11:44 AM  
 guido the champion italian lover   - kookyak - 12/10/2010 02:21 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/03/2011 06:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tuberidecity - 03/04/2011 08:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 03/05/2011 03:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 04/02/2011 11:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 02/16/2011 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - russ5316 - 03/28/2011 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 04/04/2011 10:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - garcia - 04/04/2011 11:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 07/06/2011 11:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 07/06/2011 12:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2011 09:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/27/2011 07:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - GsusSurfs - 07/27/2011 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 07/28/2011 06:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 08/04/2011 04:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Karma - 08/04/2011 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 08/04/2011 01:06 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/08/2011 06:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Jose Cuervo - 08/09/2011 11:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 03:59 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Streets - 08/09/2011 04:00 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/09/2011 04:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Brujo - 08/22/2011 09:35 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/23/2011 12:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - nightkro - 08/22/2012 07:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - bus - 08/22/2013 11:09 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/22/2013 03:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:41 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Tstdamo - 10/02/2010 03:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 10/04/2010 06:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 10/04/2010 01:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - HawaiianSalt - 10/05/2010 04:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 10/07/2010 07:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/08/2010 05:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/10/2010 07:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/11/2010 10:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 10/13/2010 05:54 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/14/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/14/2010 06:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 10/18/2010 08:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 10/22/2010 07:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 10/30/2010 11:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/01/2010 06:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/01/2009 01:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 06/04/2009 07:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 06/06/2009 07:37 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/11/2009 07:40 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Igoyoustay - 06/14/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 06/14/2009 08:12 PM  
 Joke of the day   - princibill - 06/14/2009 08:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 06/15/2009 09:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/16/2009 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 06/22/2009 02:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - worksuxgetsponsered - 06/29/2009 08:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 06/30/2009 08:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GREG - 07/01/2009 11:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 12:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 07/02/2009 01:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/06/2009 06:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 07/06/2009 09:40 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - eibla - 09/09/2009 07:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - dingpatch - 09/10/2009 10:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/06/2009 05:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Jib - 07/07/2009 02:22 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/10/2009 06:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - MikeOfAtlanta - 07/10/2009 03:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/11/2009 04:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/13/2009 12:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/15/2009 12:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - LouisB - 07/16/2009 05:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 07/19/2009 11:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - ReedBeach - 07/20/2009 04:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/24/2009 04:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 07/26/2009 08:04 AM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/27/2009 04:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - GMAN - 07/27/2009 05:36 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/08/2009 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/25/2009 11:11 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/04/2009 03:58 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jdbman - 08/06/2009 04:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/07/2009 10:51 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/09/2009 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 08/10/2009 12:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 07/29/2009 04:51 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 07/30/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/31/2009 12:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tingo - 07/31/2009 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/26/2009 05:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - paddleout - 08/27/2009 07:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2009 07:23 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Maktaq - 09/29/2009 11:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 06:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Captain Obvious - 02/13/2010 08:03 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/14/2010 08:12 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 02/15/2010 02:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 02/15/2010 10:16 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 02/16/2010 08:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 02/16/2010 02:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/13/2010 04:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/15/2010 08:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sad39 - 03/16/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/16/2010 07:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/17/2010 11:27 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 03/18/2010 07:10 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 03/25/2010 09:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/29/2010 01:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - TueurDePoisson - 03/30/2010 03:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/31/2010 06:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - DaveFL76 - 03/31/2010 07:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/12/2010 04:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/13/2010 06:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/19/2010 05:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Zeus - 02/22/2010 07:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 02/23/2010 07:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 02/24/2010 12:38 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 02/27/2010 11:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 03/03/2010 09:20 AM  
 Joke of the day   - ponch - 03/04/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 03/06/2010 08:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 03/07/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Bamboo - 03/08/2010 10:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Surfgrl4ever - 03/08/2010 05:56 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 03/09/2010 01:30 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 03/09/2010 06:29 PM  
 Joke of the day   - searancher - 03/10/2010 07:46 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 03/13/2010 05:52 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 04/06/2010 06:14 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 04/06/2010 02:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:03 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 10:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 04/07/2010 03:01 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/08/2010 12:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/09/2010 08:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/09/2010 01:27 PM  
 Joke of the day   - artman - 04/10/2010 05:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/10/2010 07:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/12/2010 10:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/13/2010 01:53 PM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 06:55 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/15/2010 11:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 04/15/2010 12:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Fairweathersurfer - 04/15/2010 05:50 PM  
 Joke of the day   - 3rdworldlover - 04/16/2010 05:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/16/2010 11:22 AM  
 Joke of the day   - wetspot - 04/16/2010 12:35 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/04/2010 07:01 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 06/16/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/08/2010 08:41 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/09/2010 06:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 07/12/2010 06:25 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/13/2010 06:11 PM  
 Joke of the day   - sdt57301 - 07/15/2010 04:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - spatchulahand - 07/15/2010 07:31 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 07/17/2010 07:44 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/27/2010 06:17 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/27/2010 12:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Central Floridave - 09/28/2010 05:47 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/29/2010 05:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/29/2010 03:07 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/17/2010 03:55 PM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 07/17/2010 05:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/21/2010 06:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 07/23/2010 10:19 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/28/2010 09:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 07/29/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/01/2010 01:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/04/2010 01:18 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 06:07 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 09:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:02 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 11/05/2010 06:29 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 11:30 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Burry - 11/05/2010 02:45 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Marperro - 11/05/2010 06:17 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/06/2010 05:57 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 11/12/2010 10:26 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - tpapablo - 11/15/2010 01:15 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - thole - 11/15/2010 01:23 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/16/2010 04:55 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 12/30/2010 06:12 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 10:22 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - SocialistSteve - 01/08/2011 06:29 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 02/23/2011 10:18 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Pagerow - 02/23/2011 11:59 AM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - somebodyelse - 03/08/2011 02:08 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/08/2011 08:11 PM  
 How to give a cat a pil   - Streets - 03/09/2011 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/12/2010 11:57 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/16/2010 07:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 08/16/2010 09:36 AM  
 Joke of the day   - kookyak - 08/16/2010 11:42 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 08/19/2010 12:48 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/21/2010 09:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SocialistSteve - 09/01/2010 02:08 AM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/14/2010 04:58 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 09/16/2010 01:54 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/16/2010 02:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - tahoe - 09/17/2010 03:24 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/20/2010 08:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 09/21/2010 05:46 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/01/2010 07:50 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/02/2010 03:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - RustyTruck - 09/03/2010 01:20 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 09/06/2010 05:33 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/06/2010 01:37 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 09/08/2010 12:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 09/11/2010 08:21 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/05/2010 02:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/10/2010 11:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/11/2010 01:14 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/11/2010 02:02 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:19 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/14/2010 02:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 08/23/2010 12:32 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 08/27/2010 06:09 PM  
 Joke of the day   - jcortez13 - 08/28/2010 04:49 PM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 08/29/2010 09:26 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/22/2010 02:04 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/25/2010 11:05 AM  
 Joke of the day   - turning japanese - 04/25/2010 07:15 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 04/26/2010 05:06 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 04/27/2010 09:43 AM  
 Joke of the day   - SATBCHSURFIN - 04/28/2010 10:28 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Mama G - 04/29/2010 05:13 PM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/17/2010 04:39 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/18/2010 06:24 AM  
 Joke of the day   - crankit - 05/18/2010 11:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - johnnyboy - 05/18/2010 11:53 AM  
 Joke of the day   - somebodyelse - 05/19/2010 11:13 AM  
 Joke of the day   - thole - 05/21/2010 03:56 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/17/2010 12:39 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Pagerow - 06/25/2010 07:49 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Long Beard - 04/17/2010 01:42 PM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/12/2010 04:48 AM  
 Joke of the day   - Beachcomber - 05/21/2010 07:00 AM  
 Joke of the day   - fl636 - 05/21/2010 08:34 AM  
 Joke of the day   - JBSURF - 05/23/2010 04:34 PM  
 Joke of the day   - WinDog - 06/25/2010 08:40 AM  
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A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up but doesn't say anything.The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"Little Johnny says, "Six."

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Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?"

Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex."

"Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"

Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."
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Why do Lesbians shop at Sports Authority? They don't like Dick's.
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The old man was doing a bit of reflecting. . .

"When I was a boy, Momma would sent me down to the corner store with a Dollar, and I'd come back with five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, 3 pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, an' half a dozen eggs.

"Ya' can't do that nowadays. Too many damn security cameras."
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Once upon a time, a captain was down in the ship's hold when the first mate came frantically running down to tell him that a pirate ship was moving in on them.  The captain looked at the mate and all of the hands behind him, sighed, calmly told the mate to fetch his red shirt and walked up.  The captain spoke with the Pirates, resolved the situation peacefully and they all left without incident.  The first mate, somewhat astounded at this feat, asked the captain why he needed his red shirt.  The captain replied "I thought there might be a scuffle and I didn't want you and the crew panicking at the first sight of blood." 

Not long after that, the first mate ran down to the hold again and this time told the captain that there were 15 pirate ships moving in on them very quickly.  The captain yelled to the mate, quick, fetch my brown pants.  



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Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
 
 After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
 
 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'
 
 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
 
 'Anything, Father..'
 
 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
 
 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

 
 
 
 
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
 
 
 
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
 
 'Father, could I ask something of you?'
 
 'Yes, Sister?'
 
 'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
 
 'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
 
 'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
 
 The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
 
 'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life.'
 
 'Is that true Father?'
 
 'Yes, it is, Sister.'
 
 'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'
 



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Some classic one liners:


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.


The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.


Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.



Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.




Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.



The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.



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