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Topic Title: Democrat Field Narrows To Fake Indian, Corrupt Old Man And Basically Dead Guy Topic Summary: Created On: 10/07/2019 12:33 PM |
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Democrat Field Narrows To Fake Indian, Corrupt Old Man And Basically Dead Guy [Satire]
By Andrew Klavan DailyWire.com October 7th, 2019 The excitement of the Democrat presidential race is heating up as the field narrows down to the make-believe Indian, the corrupt old man and the basically dead guy. Senator Elizabeth Warren seems to have taken a substantial lead with her signature strategy of blending an energetic, professorial persona with complete dishonesty and a socialist agenda that would leave the American economy looking like one of those burned out cities in Gears of War with the gigantic wormy monsters exploding up out of the pavement and devouring everything in sight, then returning to their offices at the IRS. At a recent rally attended by 150-thousand wildly cheering complete idiots and college students, but I repeat myself, Warren said, "As someone who has pretended to be a minority for career advantage my whole life, I understand the struggle of black people like Justin Trudeau and Virginia Governor Ralph Northam. And as a woman who lied about getting fired for being pregnant to make myself seem a victim when, as an American woman, I'm really among one of the most privileged categories of human being on earth, I think I understand how feminism works as well." Bernie Sanders, meanwhile, tried to showcase his socialist philosophy by having a heart attack and then insisting he be taken to Cuba for the free health care. He's gotten back on the campaign trail, though some reporters have noticed he's now made of wood, and the guy standing next to him moves his lips when Sanders speaks. Joe Biden held his latest rally under a bus, where he'd been thrown by House Democrats who have developed a brilliant new plan to destroy Donald Trump by exposing Biden's lifetime of nepotistic cynicism and corruption. As for Donald Trump himself, he is taking advantage of the weak Democrat field by climbing to the top of the Empire State Building with a screaming blonde in one hand while he swipes airplanes out of the sky with the other. ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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10/07/2019 12:52 PM
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To run against Pence?
------------------------- "One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky. |
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10/07/2019 01:02 PM
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Good summary of our opposition. Funny, but true.
------------------------- I :heart; Q |
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10/07/2019 01:04 PM
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Warren will be a great president.
------------------------- I was right. |
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10/07/2019 02:09 PM
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Warren is un-electable.
------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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10/07/2019 02:15 PM
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------------------------- I :heart; Q |
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10/07/2019 03:28 PM
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Warren will be a great president. You never know. But, given that the policies she is advocating have proven detrimental every time they have been tried, I wouldn't bet heavily on that. Hardly, Republicans kill the economy over and over and over. We all remember the last time Republicans cut all safety measures when it comes to corporate America. ... and they are doing it again. Avoid the 2020 Trump crash, vote Democratic. ------------------------- I was right. |
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10/07/2019 03:31 PM
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Tax cuts, cutting spending on the poor and the environment and God only knows what else, yet the debt continues to blow through the roof?
Republicans are good for the economy? Yeah, right. lol http://www.usdebtclock.org/ ------------------------- I was right. |
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10/07/2019 04:07 PM
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Mitt Romney should step in and run, just to fuck Trump up. I'm not a fan, but I think he would have a damn good shot. He's gotta be mulling this over ------------------------- 
Zzzzzzz.. Zzzzzzz.. Braaaaaapp! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... |
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10/07/2019 04:18 PM
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------------------------- I :heart; Q |
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10/07/2019 04:42 PM
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Mitt Romney should step in and run, just to fuck Trump up. I'm not a fan, but I think he would have a damn good shot. He's gotta be mulling this over The RNC are scared to death to let anyone debate Trumps lost old man ass. NO primaries. ------------------------- I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I noticed it always coincides with their own desires Susan B. Anthony 1896 Impeach Trump |
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10/07/2019 04:59 PM
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Mitt Romney should step in and run, just to fuck Trump up. I'm not a fan, but I think he would have a damn good shot. He's gotta be mulling this over If you consider a damn good shot to be under 5%, then yeah. Perhaps in Napoleon-land, but the GOP want to get Trump off their backs. He's an inevitable crash and burn. They just don't want to give up the power. Mitt could win the whole thing, - remember how "weak" our side is? LOL AND they could get rid of Trump at the same time, save face and not be the laughing stock of the world. But sure, 5% 
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Zzzzzzz.. Zzzzzzz.. Braaaaaapp! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... |
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10/08/2019 01:18 PM
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Mitt Romney should step in and run, just to fuck Trump up. I'm not a fan, but I think he would have a damn good shot. He's gotta be mulling this over Showing off that giant lack of judgement? Exactly why you are still whining like a whiney bitch 3 years after your last underestimation. Prog on brah |
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10/08/2019 06:12 PM
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Romney would give him a good run, but there just might be enough racists, liars, thieves and other deplorable goons to keep Trump at the top.
------------------------- I was right. |
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10/08/2019 06:17 PM
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Mitt Romney should step in and run, just to fuck Trump up. I'm not a fan, but I think he would have a damn good shot. He's gotta be mulling this over Showing off that giant lack of judgement? Exactly why you are still whining like a whiney bitch 3 years after your last underestimation. Prog on brah I think you should just focus on *making it* to 2020 Gramps.. Geezer on -------------------------
Zzzzzzz.. Zzzzzzz.. Braaaaaapp! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... |
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