1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $15,000 machine gun and a $25,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

My wife decided to see what it was like dressing up like one of those Muslim women in a hijab. Well, today she was punched in the face, spat at, slapped and got kicked up the #$%$. God knows what is going to happen when she actually leaves the house.

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Dora Hates You

Here's your sign.

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“It is the heart of US policy to use fascism to preserve capitalism while claiming to be saving democracy from communism “ - Michael Parenti

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the room clerk three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?

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Dora Hates You

I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

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