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Wavegeek

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A mugger jumps out and threatens a well-dressed man with a knife, and shouts:
"Hand over your money!"

"You can't do this," says the outraged man. "I'm a congressman!"

"In that case," replies the mugger, "hand over my money!"


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 07/14/2004 07:44 AM
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Bamboo

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Her are some more:
A libertarian is a conservative who's been busted.

A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics. .

Don't forget....Libertarians may buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.

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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV


Edited: 07/14/2004 at 07:46 AM by Bamboo
 07/14/2004 08:02 AM
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lazyfatsurfer

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A libertarian doesnt exist until they get viable candidates!!

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 07/14/2004 08:09 AM
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Bamboo

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Do you mean like somebody who is a bones-man?

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 07/14/2004 08:13 AM
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lazyfatsurfer

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No, someone who could overshadow the bones-guys.
I hate to validate their pathetic lives, but it would have to be some sort of celebrity to get enough media attention.

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 07/14/2004 09:40 AM
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Wavegeek

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Libertarian celebrities:

Tommy Chong

Clint Eastwood

Howard Stern

Bill Maher

Russel Means

Trey Parker

Tom Selleck

Eric Raymond

Dr. Demento

Friends of Libertarianism:
Jesse Ventura

Hugh Downs


I've only include some that I have respect for, see a list of many others, including some real tools, at this site:

Advocates for self government

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