White Male and White Female...They walked up as I was changing into my shorts. Shouting random stuff about "God bless you and God save you" to a guy and his dog. The got a couple of cans of 4-Loco...probably fresh off some kind of meth or heroine injection, because the energy level was amping and got stronger.

I probably should have known better than to put anything on the beach, but I wrapped my keys in my towel and walked way up the beach. Well, of course about 10 mins into my session, the female walks down the board walk, and up to my stuff and plops down right next to my towel. I paddle in and check on my stuff. Sure as hell, she had rummaged through my towel, and the keys were on top of the towel as opposed to wrapped up as I had left them. I then go up to the board walk, where they had returned, and I confronted them. "Don't mess with my shit." Dude gets mouthy, and female makes excuses..."...just thought someone left their towel on the beach. I left it alone once I saw the keys."

I wrap my keys in my towel again, walk further up the beach, and put them in a seagrape limb. I paddle back out, and a few minutes later both are back down on the beach, near my towel. F'ing tweakers, ruining my morning session. I catch a wave in, walk past the guy doing dance moves and acting erratically. I grab my stuff and as I walk away he walks up to me acting all threatening. Of course, I'm fully ready to try a little submission combo on his tweaker strength so I calmly told him "You might want to back the F off." He continues to be mouthy and walk around acting like he's on his cell phone, but clearly had enough good sense to stand down.

I called Sat Bch and they said the park is out of their jurisdiction... REALLY??? How is that section of Satellite not patrolled by Sat Bch Police??? So I called Sheriff and he showed up quickly, bummed that I had ruined his morning. By then, the female was dry humping the dude just below the dune. Hopefully they get some lewd conduct or public intoxication charges, because these two are nothing but trouble.

Kids, drugs are baaaaad. If nothing else, I hope these types can serve as an example of the results of going down that dark path.

Lock your cars and keep your stuff safe. PSA.

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