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Created On: 05/16/2023 08:18 PM
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fishkller

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4 kids and she's flyin' the coop. Wonder who the side dude is.

We might get that OnlyFans yet..

Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert files for divorce from husband of nearly 2 decades



A few historical highlights of the super-classy couple:



Jayson and Boebert had their fair share of brushes with law enforcement during their time together. Jayson was arrested in 2004 for exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley - a crime he pleaded guilty to. Boebert, who was then 17-year-old Lauren Opal Roberts, was at the bowling alley, too, but she reportedly stayed with Jason.

That same year, Jayson and Boebert were arrested for separate incidents in which they reportedly abused each other. Jayson was arrested on a domestic violence charge that February, while Boebert was slapped with charges of third-degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking in May.

Boebert landed herself in hot water again in 2010 - with a neighbor accusing her two pitbulls of attacking a pup. Boebert pleaded guilty to a "dog at large" charge and paid a $75 fine.

Boebert was arrested again in 2015 for disorderly conduct at a country music festival, and was charged with careless driving a year later after she rolled her truck into a ditch.

More recently, neighbors of the couple called 911 in August and accused Jayson of running over their mailbox and threatening them. In 911 calls obtained by The Denver Post, a neighbor is heard yelling to a dispatcher, "It's Lauren Boebert's jackass husband, Jayson. He's running over my mailbox right now... Stop you jackass. Get the fuck out of here."

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Edited: 05/16/2023 at 08:25 PM by fishkller
 05/16/2023 09:54 PM
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Cole

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And they elected her to make laws that will govern the United States of America.

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 05/17/2023 06:12 AM
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fishkller

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But she's the rootin' tootin' shootinest!

Pwew! Pwew!

BTW- I'm gonna place my bet now that she's banging Rapey McForehead Matt Gaetz

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She loves to pull a train for the GOP House. Family values.

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Cole

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Can we please not elect people who get their GED's after they win elections?

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Edited: 05/17/2023 at 06:18 AM by Cole
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Maybe she needs to (in her own words) start "chasing Jesus" when she's in a rocky marriage.

Lauren Boebert once told women in rocky marriages that they just need to start 'chasing Jesus' to solve their marital issues

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 05/17/2023 08:25 AM
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 05/17/2023 11:53 AM
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Do as I say not as I do

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BoBo is a fk'ing dumpster fire.

Coloradans elected her strictly for the entertainment value.




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Originally posted by: Bamboo
BoBo is a fk'ing dumpster fire.
Coloradans elected her strictly for the entertainment value.


Maybe they were hoping to join her in her little "side gig"...


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My chips are on she's riding Matt Gaetz.

Anybody got other theories?



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I hear it is/was a preacher. I hope that is true. lol

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 05/17/2023 08:39 PM
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A Female Preacher like Lommy's, perhaps?

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 05/18/2023 07:19 AM
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Gives her more time for Only Fans, , , , , , ,

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Originally posted by: Bamboo

BoBo is a fk'ing dumpster fire.



Coloradans elected her strictly for the entertainment value.



That's the only danger for legal weed.
 05/18/2023 03:06 PM
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She's like Sarah and Bristol Palin all rolled up into one

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Only the wurst people......

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