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WG

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'1,400-year-old manuscript points to Jesus' wife and kids, authors say
Jesus Christ was married to Mary Magdalene and had two children, a new book says. But religious scholars say this interpretation of an ancient manuscript holds 'no credibility.'"



An ancient text depicts Jesus Christ as having a wife and two children, according to a new book due out this week, but academics have been quick to shut down the claim.

Simcha Jacobovici and Barrie Wilson lay out in "The Lost Gospel" that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene - "the original Virgin Mary," who was sometimes referred to as a prostitute - pointing to a manuscript from 570 AD, according to The Daily Mail."

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Edited: 11/12/2014 at 05:29 PM by WG
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I am a direct descendent of one of the kids. You progs, therefore, would do well to start worshipping me. That would be your only chance to escape the fires of hell.



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Holy crap, Tpap!   Say it ain't so!  We are related!!! 

...the man upon the water they had a son they had a daughter she hid them
from the slaughter in the deep Black Sea. 

Maybe the Airplane had it right all along. 

 

>>>>>>

Here are a couple more from Fox News...so it must be true.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/11/10/lost-gospel-claims-jesus-was-married-had-children/

 

http://www.fox17.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/ancient-text-jesus-married-mary-magdalene-had-2-kids-24549.shtml

"...Jesus Christ married the prostitute Mary Magdalene and had two children, according to a 1,500-year-old text unearthed at the British Library. ..."

 

 



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I heard he made great men out of simple fisherman.

Too bad that doesn't work anymore.



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Originally posted by: TeeBirdTim
I heard he made great men out of simple fisherman.


Too bad that doesn't work anymore.



Sorry that didn't work for you.

I'm not a 'simple' fisherman'.

I'm a Fish Killer.

(there is a difference).

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ummmm ....did u see,your name anywhere in there? ..no one was talkin to you, Big Head. 0/5 continue, & duh.

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Originally posted by: bob3000

..no one was talkin to you,.


Yeah....you keep thinking that.





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Shoot, , , , ya Jesus is married. He lives down the street. I'm not sure of his wife's name, but he's got 7 kids, not just 2.

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Ego always gets in the way.



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"Maybe the Airplane had it right all along. " bamboo

 

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..if you could have been there the day I explained to my non spanish speaking friend that Jesus( hay zues) is Jesus but in Spanish. 

It blew the guys mind. He says you mean latin people call their kids Jesus as in Jesus Christ?

I said they sure do!

 

I guess you had to be there....

 11/14/2014 09:06 AM
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Originally posted by: tingo ..if you could have been there the day I explained to my non spanish speaking friend that Jesus( hay zues) is Jesus but in Spanish. 

 

It blew the guys mind. He says you mean latin people call their kids Jesus as in Jesus Christ?

 

I said they sure do!

 

 

 

I guess you had to be there....

 

You should have said, well...they call him "Jesus Christo" and really blow his mind.

Some people live in a small pond.



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Bob300 - I just read this thread. I'm more interested in Greg Bradys threadz. 

What was your point? I had not yet commented on this silly story. 



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I think he have have just meant ummmm, not ummmm.

mmmkay



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ummmm ok. That makez senz.

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Originally posted by: ummm ummmm ok. That makez senz.

check my post , and yourself again, guy. 0/5....your name has one more m. Discuss,

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U r so very right. I think my narzcizitc tendenzies might be playing a role in thiz mazzive ordeal. What I want to know is why Alice never married Sam the butcher. Did she have a secret wife and kidz??

0/z. discuss. 

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as iluminati, and self anointed mayor, i shouldnt even speak to you. you've been rebuked by the resident rebuker. howz that workin out for ye? many have tried. many more will. all fail . continue, oops. wait... nevermind. by the way , that scripture above was easy to transcribe. I will post it later. after this thread degrades a bit more.

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Originally posted by: ummm U r so very right. I think my narzcizitc tendenzies might be playing a role in yada yada yada?
i c wat u did ther. that was ez.

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Originally posted by: ummm

U r so very right. I think my narzcizitc tendenzies might be playing a role in thiz mazzive ordeal. What I want to know is why Alice never married Sam the butcher. Did she have a secret wife and kidz??


0/z. discuss. 


In the made-for-television film The Brady Girls Get Married, Sam had been married to Alice for 3 and a half years.




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