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Topic Title: Great reply to scam email
Created On: 02/04/2017 03:56 PM
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02/04/2017 03:56 PM
One of my life long buddies sent me this. He had received a few of these emails from the same "guy", so he finally replied!!! It's a hoot.
My beloved good day,
Do not be dismayed on how i reached you because i got your email today in the course of my search for a sincere individual who will handle my fund, i decided to reach you because i know good people still exists and i have prayed to get one who will accomplish my heart desires,but before i continue, i will like to introduce myself.
My name is Rev. Dilara Canan from Istanbul in Turkey, I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to a reliable individual who will act as I will instruct here. I am 68 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late father and my career to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my uncle to use my fathers hard earned funds ungodly, I really like the poor to be helped.
I will be undergoing an operation in London and my doctors informed me that i may not survive it due to my excessive health deterioration. I want to donate my money to you worth $10,250,000,00usd, it is deposited in a secured bank in TURKEY, to you for the good work of the lord, the orphanage, the needy and to help the motherless.
My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than two months and I am so scared about it. I have no child of mine since my spiritual obligation does not permit me to marry. But through this wonderful Bible verses,
Psalms 119:116 ....Uphold me according unto thy word, that I may live, and let me not be ashamed of my hope. Psalms 138: 7 Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou will revive me. Psalms 41:1 Blessed is he that considered the poor, the Lord will deliver him in time of trouble. Two of my favorite verses: Philippians 2:27: For indeed he was sick nigh unto death, but God had mercy on him & that on him only, but on me also, less I should have sorrow upon sorrow.( I always say this in my mind).
Presently, I have informed my Lawyer and Doctor about my decision in WILLING this fund to a reliable individual and also my spiritualist Rev. FATHER Thomas Fox, you are to get back to me immediately if you are interested in carrying out this task, so that I will instruct you on how to get in contact with my lawyer and my account officer.
Lastly, I know I have never meet you, but in other to fulfill this which borders me most, i prayed and chose you and my mind tells me to inform you about this, and I hope you act sincerely, please get back to me immediately via my private email address (email@example.com) with the following information.
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS:
YOUR HOME ADDRESS:
YOUR PHONE NO:
GOD BLESS YOU,
REV. DILARA CANAN.
Reply to scam email:
This must be you! Long time, no see, "Reverend Brock".
You're still using that reverend schtick are you! I'll never
forget that time that ugly ass Iraqi General introduced you to
me as "Reverend Potter" just before you slit his
throat! What a fucking hoot! It's got to be you, you're the only
one who was with me on that Dilara Canan job that's still alive.
Yes, if you did not know, Stephan passed away just before
Christmas. Stephan's wife asked me what to do with all of the
ears he collected. LOL! She gave me his knife, you know the one!
I never collected any body parts from our missions, but as you
know, I did send quite a few thumbs to the families to remind
them to stay in line and not talk to anyone. You and me are the
only ones left of the old team. We did some heavy shit
together, didn't we?!! That Dilara guy was one big piece of
shit. I'd have killed him for half the price! His wife was a
real piece of work too. She was mouthing off like I've never
heard but the look on her face when Stephan pulled out his knife
was priceless! She shut the fuck up real quick. She told us what
we needed to know and then Stephan took her ears off before we
capped her. Was it you or Tucker, I was not watching? Too bad
his children were there with them, they were supposed to be
alone. I hadn't killed any kids since that dirty job we did in
Cambodia back in 1971. Was it really that long ago? Crap! Time
flies by when you start getting old. Oh crap, the "Little
Woman" is calling me, got to go. Oh ya, I did get married
to that blonde wild devil bitch we met and worked with on that
Hong Kong job just before Buddy got killed. Remember her? Well,
got to go, you seem to know how to contact me. See ya on the
other side. Kill switch.
02/06/2017 04:47 AM
Has a "RED" and "RED2" -esque feel to it that speaks to me.
Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?
Hey. Where are we going? (And what are we doing in a hand-basket?)
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