I release a big ol brown trout in my wetsuit everytime I go out. 

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Check my hype report at wavecaster.com

Adriano de Souza had a blow out recently. Tweaked a hard floater and dropped a burrito out the back.

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"If you'll have but a little Patience, you may see them make very noble Efforts towards striking off the Heads of the tall Poppies". This message is approved by CRETIN

79,439 hits. Wow.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

12 years strong!!

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Who needs a better life?

LOL
Totally unrelated but I thought of this post EVERY time I saw this on MagicSeaweed
magicseaweed.com/news/the-finisterre-wetsuit-story/

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Time and tide wait for no one.....

Its just wrong.

All we need now is Lootey!

i try to poop on my deck and mix it with wax adds a lot of traction ...more like mrs.poopmers.

Yeah, so there's one thing they don't tell ya about this maneuver...

I had to go pretty damn bad once on a pretty day at the local break...didn't want to have to go all the way back in, do the doo, then fight the paddle back out when I could just let it slide, merman style.  So I slid off the board, placed my arms over it for balance, and dropped the trunks to, ya know, man the torpedoes.  Gotta force it pretty hard when you have agua pushin' on the floodgates, but I finally squeezed a nugget or two outta there.  Trouble is, nobody tells you that turds...well...member that scene in Cast Away where he inflates the life raft under water and then comes flying up to the surface like an underwater rocket?  

Yeah, it was like that.  

Why does this matter?  I have rather lengthy hair...in dreadlocks...that float...behind me...

Anyway, imagine swimming up from the bottom and then poking your head through a big floating bed of kelp...but you're a turd....and the kelp is attached to my head.

I had to swim away.  Fast.  

Haven't done it again since.

 

Guess the bullet point here is that things float a lot more in salt water than they do in fresh...

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"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof."

"Human decency is not derived from religion, it precedes it."

"If someone tells me that I've hurt their feelings, I'm still waiting to hear their point."

-Christopher Hitchens

In the suit... no.

In the trunks... hell no.

In the lineup... oh yeah.

It was Cocoa Beach a while back in real good waves with nobody out, just me and my partner in crime.  Yes it floats and yes it follows you freakishly... mine was a solid log and I probably could have held it in, but figured fuck it why not.  Felt weird I'll never do it again and I wouldn't recommend it. 

I shit you not that massive butterfinger bar turned up when I least expected it back out in the lineup as I was paddling for a wave and scared the shit out of me.    

I might have been a little paranoid, but it was scary stuff... Puff puff, pass 

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At that point was there really any shit left within to scare out?  

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"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof."

"Human decency is not derived from religion, it precedes it."

"If someone tells me that I've hurt their feelings, I'm still waiting to hear their point."

-Christopher Hitchens

Shit happens... Puff puff, pass

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Can't believe this gets resurrected every year. Funny stuff!

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The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness -
John Kenneth Galbraith

Is anyone else trying to patent a log excretion chamber tail pipe?

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

Maybe the OP wasn't smart enough to know that the wetsuit has a zipper and can be pulled down.  

I dropped the kids off at the pool once, in cold water, but I saw no need to involve the wetsuit.  I unzipped and pulled it down. 

It was okay, though, because I was at Cardiff Reef and nobody would ever know the difference.  

In Del Mar, at the horse track, the slogan was "Where the turf meets the turf."

At Cardiff Reef we said "Where the poop meets the soup "

 

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I want cookies and shrimp.

I have water buffaloed twice, coincidently both times in Costa rica. One on the outside of Hermosa on a good day. Wind was very light on shore. So I paddle way outside and do my deed. My buddy way on the inside paddling out all of a sudden yellls "what stinks, I smell shit"! I proudly put my hand in the air like a kid answering a question in school.

 

The other time in Caldera, not much to that one. 

I think I'm going to be sick