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Topic Title: The Bay and The GOAT Topic Summary: Bahahawawahaha Created On: 06/13/2018 02:59 AM |
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06/13/2018 02:59 AM
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You can surf yo wittle wave pool, and you can blow off FIRING Keramas to go surf GINORMOUS Cloudbreak, but he cant go surf JBay!! And what does he have?? Fiji'an Saber Toothed Crotch Crickets?!?! Turf Toe; Isn't that when one's PUSSY starts growing GRASS on it!!! You gotta be fracking kidding me!!! I hope you like the ring of "11", cause just like I said a year ago to the day; No Mo Championship Fo U KS11!!! I predicted all of this a year ago and was attacked by the World, but alas, I was SPOT fracking ON!!! Interesting!!! ------------------------- Tubes, Boobs, & Doobs!!! Edited: 06/13/2018 at 08:07 PM by 2nd Light Forums Moderator |
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06/13/2018 03:22 AM
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Looks like uncle Rico is feeling a little low on self esteem this morning and is begging for attention again. Finally coming down off that meth high?
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06/13/2018 05:09 AM
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Thread title, and thread - triggered & delivered . Here's the beef ^ . nice change from summertime flatness |
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06/13/2018 05:28 AM
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The Cat is back in heat! Your obsession and jealousness over Ke11y is so sad. So what does kelly have to do for you to shut up? Win 11 more world titles? Whether he wins another world title or not who cares. I still love watching him surf. Where is your clip surfing massive Cloudbreak? ------------------------- - |
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06/13/2018 05:37 AM
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Kitten Leaker
With 45 in Asia, I guess you are bored without any fluffing duty. I was wondering why AF1 lands at Patrick on Friday afternoons. BRANG IT KITTEN. |
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06/13/2018 06:07 AM
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If you are going to compete it is completely understandable to skip a contest because of an injury. But I don't understand backing out to surf big CloudBreak- that is if he is serious and you have to be to compete. I'm getting the feeling that Slater is done with competitive surfing. I mean mentally and he should come clean. Maybe he has a unwritten agreement with the WSL to stay in the picture for ratings sake.
------------------------- Replace turf grass with native plants that don't need irrigation and synthetic fertilizers or chemicals that can go into our waterways and ocean |
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06/13/2018 06:12 AM
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Bet you wont walk up and say that to my face If I ever see you again, I will be more than happy to. You are nothing more than a never-was that is all bark and no bite. Good on you if you prove me wrong, but we both know that you would do exactly jack and shit. |
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06/13/2018 07:19 AM
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Andy wasn't buying it. "Is that what you guys do now, just go with the crowd?" said a fuming, glaring Irons after the final to one of the judges. "You gave him a 9.5 before he even took off. F - king ridiculous."
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06/13/2018 07:28 AM
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MyKittieTwinkles IS BACK! Bahahah relentless stupidity |
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06/13/2018 07:30 AM
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I'm sure I'll get bashed for this, for slightly agreeing with MyCat, but I'm a little dissappointed in the WCT and Kelly's turnup for events this year. With Fanning retiring and Kelly passing on a few events, the year really hasn't been the same... the wavepool is cool, but it seems that all focus has turned away from the CT and towards other big things. Soon as Kelly parted with Quik he stopped winning... Politics? Either way, would be nice to see the greats putting out more video and tour performances again. |
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06/13/2018 08:15 AM
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My theory why he hasn't officially 'retired' is due to wanting to surf in the first ever Olympics in 2020.
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06/13/2018 09:40 AM
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Brah everyone knows da BAY only breaks in the winter! |
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06/14/2018 03:22 PM
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mycatmeth |
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06/14/2018 04:01 PM
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Kelly doesn't have the drive to surf comps anymore. Follow him closely and look at the stuff that he gets excited for nowadays (Drew Brees, Shaun White at Surf Ranch). I don't think he will do many comps anymore unless it has a lot of bright lights and coverage (like the New York contest from 2011, or the Founder's cup). |
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06/14/2018 06:11 PM
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Eleven world championships - 14 if you count the three years he took off - and you are ragging on him from your couch in Canaveral while sucking on a dirt?
Enough already. ------------------------- I was right. |
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06/16/2018 04:25 AM
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Mycatsprays is a boogie border. I saw him wearing a full suit at the pier yesterday yelling at little kids. Kelly Slater not surfing Jbay is a tragedy. I hope they get Tom Curren back out there.
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06/16/2018 05:10 AM
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Hey, bodyboarding is pretty sick! On the subject... I do wish he would retire and just pump out some video clips. Kinda tired of seeing all these will he/won't he stories on the surf sites. He still surfs so good in certain conditions and could do some amazing short videos if he tried. |
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06/16/2018 05:40 AM
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I would like to see more Legends Heats. Occy vs. Sunny Garcia. Occy vs. Tom Carol. Slater vs. Dorian. And make the rest all surf against each other riding switch
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06/18/2018 11:33 AM
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Cherry picking bombs for fun is one thing if slightly injured, having to complete every maneuver on critical closeouts to finish alot of waves in comp is way more demanding on a foot....He glides in at his leisure now till fully healed, bet he does return to the jersey when fully able. As far as another title? Doubtful/possible?!?
------------------------- I've decided to accept the fact - I'll always be a big kid! |
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06/18/2018 11:43 AM
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Cherry picking bombs for fun is one thing if slightly injured, having to complete every maneuver on critical closeouts to finish alot of waves in comp is way more demanding on a foot....He glides in at his leisure now till fully healed, bet he does return to the jersey when fully able. As far as another title? Doubtful/possible?!?
------------------------- I've decided to accept the fact - I'll always be a big kid! |
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