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Topic Title: Should the GOAT retire
Topic Summary: "Wouldn't You?"
Created On: 10/05/2017 12:04 AM
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 10/12/2017 08:41 AM
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stokedpanda

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

But yall keep spouting!!! I've never been on meds, not BiPolar, fully an asshole unless you know me, and still the best guy in town when the Pier is big and gnarly!!!


The pier being big and ganrly that's cute....

Your pics online arnt very impressive, couple weak turns isn't much to brag about???

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Edited: 10/12/2017 at 08:55 AM by stokedpanda
 10/12/2017 08:52 AM
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Plan B

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays when the Pier is big and gnarly!!!

 

 

Well there was a solar eclipse this year so I guess anything's possible



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 10/12/2017 09:01 AM
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MyCatSprays

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If I had a nickname like StokedPanda, Id have already shot myself!!!



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 10/12/2017 09:04 AM
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MyCatSprays

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Lmfao!



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 10/12/2017 09:28 AM
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996ttcab

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays GreenLantern; how many heats have you won, or, how many drowning tourists have you saved?

 

 Ive got dozens on both accounts over 30 plus years round these parts!

 

 Where do you live? Oveido? And youve surfed here how long?

 

GFY kook!!!

 

 

If you were the real deal or even worth two shytes, you wouldn't need to tell us about it.  Bummer about the drug free part.  At least then you would had some excuse.

 10/12/2017 09:33 AM
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MyCatSprays

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Still lmfao, and beyond the real deal compared to any web poser on this site!!! GUARANTEED!!!



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 10/12/2017 01:34 PM
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MSP

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So when's this contest?  Will NPI Productions be broadcasting this event?



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 10/12/2017 05:10 PM
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WG

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I love the way this MyCatSprays dude sets ya'll off so easily.
A lot of us know we are kuks, some of us have other pretentions.

Keep firing away for effect Colonel.
You make not be hitting exactly what you are aiming at, but you are creating some novel carnage.
 10/13/2017 03:01 PM
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MyCatSprays

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So lets break France down!!! JJF just floored everyone, but even Mick, Owen, Gabby stepped it up a notch!!!

  Injury free, coulda Kelly coulda musterd a Quarter final appearence?

  Why, when he's showed up at JBay, Bells, Chopes, straight outta the renta car and smoked heats with a 17.70 average for a decade, decide to go out for a freesurf pre 2nd Rd and bweak his wittle foot!!!

 I'll tell you why!! Because his 1st Rd win was less than impressive and he wasnt feeling his equipment and he knew manana was gonna be epic!!!

 Dont kud yourself; I know KS11 has JBay on lock and has put in the best performance's ever seen there in competition, but that day was outta sorts!! When was the last time Kelly freesurfed an hour before a heat?!?!

   Now Im gonna break down the scenario for y'all slowly, so you can fully comprehend!!'

  1st Senario: ( What Happened): Kelly barely won his first round heat and was looking sketchy on his Homo Tomo's. Next AM, its firing snd his boards nor his game is up to the challenge, so he goes to practice!!! First mistake!!! A menial tube that shut down broke his foot cause he was riding a lil China made, plastic dildo!!! His Fault Fully!!!

   2nd Senario: Kelly employa and embraces his knowledge and the oncoming, epic, JBay swell, and employs some FOAM/STRINGERED, Al's, Maurices, or Simon's, like he's won on in the past, against far less worthy competitors, (Besides AI), and swan swong JBay!!!

  Career ender in my book and a shitty way to go out!!!



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 10/13/2017 03:08 PM
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MyCatSprays

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Brass Tax!

  Kelly on his Homos= Broken foot; End of career!!

 

 Kelly On Foam: Maybe a broken board; a stubbed toe, and onto the best JBay EVAZ!!!

  It's not ROCKET SCIENCE, even though Biolas likes to claim it is!!! Its just smarts and surfing!!!

 You Did Great GOAT; Laurel up!!!



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 10/13/2017 03:35 PM
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MyCatSprays

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And on a sadder, yet truer note!!! Riding Homo Tomos on tour this year: 1. Michel Bourez: worst 7 comp run in his history on tour

2. Stu Kennedy; A great surfer, but fixing to get booted off tour!!

 



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 10/13/2017 03:38 PM
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MyCatSprays

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3. The Greatest Evaz; Kelly fucking Slater!

  A couple 13ths then a career ending broken foot!!!

Firewires ZERO!!! FOAM: On point!!!

 Yall call Bagel or Stu, or go to Bruce, before you buy into this lame bullshit cause Kelly Slater said so!!!



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 10/14/2017 06:58 AM
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goynleft

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.........crickets.   Where are all the ripper kooks rebuttal? ......crickets.

Internet fight challenges are ghey.

Surf offs are in play but must be executed for validity.

Finally something decent to read on here, the kook level on here is exhausting. 

Colonel - Making 2ndlight great again. lol

 10/14/2017 07:37 AM
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Burry

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ummm been thinking about this for a while...( 4 pages of "answers") and mu answer is ?????

No .

Mr Slater ( i would not call him Goat) i enjoy watching him too much and since we don't surf the same breaks ... i will not be able to sea him surf and learn new maneuvers!
Not into tricks but great surfing and trying to emulate his power approach to a wave.

So please don't retire. \Thank you...

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 10/14/2017 07:46 AM
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artman

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No rebuttals cause the Colonel is right, would love to see him commentate live on the tour, brutal truth!! Colonel - Making 2ndlight great again. lol!! goynleft- good one! It is more colorful here when he's going off!
 10/15/2017 07:27 AM
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CrazyTom

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I wouldn't. If he can stay near the top 16, that used to be the "the bar" on the old tour. Every time he surfs, it's an ad for his boards, his clothing and of course his wave pool is talked about. I'm surprised he's stayed healthy this long, usually back or knee probs will end a career. I'd stay until I was carried off on a stretcher, but that's just me.

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 10/15/2017 12:23 PM
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chopola

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The Colonel claims Canaveral pier, that's pathetic.
 10/15/2017 04:29 PM
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fishkller

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I will throw $50 into the pot..

as long as the flyer and all promotional material for the "Fight @ The Light"

reflects the OP by adding at least 17 exclamation points to the end of every line of text. (especially if it should have been a question mark)

Know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 10/15/2017 04:47 PM
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chopola

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I got 50 bucks as long as its held at RC, with waiting period for "big and gnarly conditions".
 10/15/2017 07:16 PM
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seaspray

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To OP's credit, reading this thread is entertaining

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