Lots of kooky stories about Elon out there- but this one has to take the cake.

When I first heard it, I said "yeah right" but upon googling, it's actually all over the internet..


Allegedly, the information regarding Elon having some kind of surgically botched penis (possibly due to long-term Ketamine destruction of his junk) comes from Grimes herself and would explain why he used IVF on so many of his "baby mommas"

(also he was reportedly trying to engineer male babies via IVF, but that's for another Elon Freak Files chapter)


Just google "Elon botched penis implant" yourself or check out a few links below:

Elon Musk Botched Penis Implant History


Elon's Robot Dick

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Edited: 03/19/2025 at 10:31 PM by fishkller

Did his brain chip tell him to get a robot dick? Inquiring minds want to know.

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What's with these magas and their deformed dicks?

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Compensation.

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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV

Who would believe that ketamine would have a downside? Anyone? Everyone?

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

The bigger the truck, the less they can fuck.

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Some people say he has a sewn on monkey dick.

Crazy world we live in.



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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Denis Diderot

Id go with a horsedick myself, but that's just what I'm used to already.

To each their own

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Explains the boyish chainsaw scream.
That was 100x weirder than Howard Dean's.

His dick is in the retail market, too.

http://www.michaels.com/produc...&gStoreCode=1264&gQT=1

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He should name it "Steely Dan'




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In an all hands Tesla employee meeting on X, which ended up crashing for a while during the meeting, Musk begs employees not to sell the stock.

Yet, Tesla execs and board members have been selling Tesla stock.
His reputation is not getting better.
"It's time for somebody to run Tesla," said mega-investor Ross Gerber. "The business has been neglected for too long. There are too many important things Tesla is doing, so either Elon should come back to Tesla and be the CEO of Tesla and give up his other jobs, or he should focus on the government and keep doing what he is doing, but find a suitable CEO of Tesla."

Tesla Trade ins are up 300% over this time last year...trade in that go towards the purchase of another brand.


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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV

It's funny to watch musk plunge back to earth, the ever arrogant Daedalus defending himself like a decreasing Doppler whine as he sinks out of sight.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

If Musk came back to Tesla instead of spreading himself thin ruining other things

he'd fuck it up even more

and people would want Teslas even less.. because he's a total Kanye.

The only thing that could save Tesla now is to cut that ridiculous fool out completely like Papa John's did with that other wackjob everyone has since forgotten about..

and even that might not be enough at this point

the employees and management know this, which is why they are all selling

and Kap'n Ketamine is begging them not to in desperate "all hands" calls (that crash LOL)



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Edited: 03/22/2025 at 08:40 PM by fishkller

Not many people have to explain why they aren't a Nazi, but Elon did.

He rationalized that since he isn't committing genocide he can't be a Nazi.



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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC - KV

aaah, yes. The family values party.
Moral majority. Anti- communist.
Conservative to the tenets of our amazing American constitution, earned through blood and sacrifice.
just grab her pussy...
if she wasn't my daughter...etc. How much creepy ass shit through out this whole qult 0f the fat orange toadstool have we heard already......yuck.
Speaking of freak files.......
butt 1st......does mee-lon's mini wee....me
look like a toadstool
have bluetooth
have contact payment
rule his brain

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It's a democratic hoax

cut that ridiculous fool out completely like Papa John's did with that other wackjob everyone has since forgotten about..

I still don't give them by business.

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Only a matter if time til he's holed up in a hotel room surrounded by jars of his own urine.

Do hairplugs grow as long as Howard Hughe's?

Never go full Kanye.



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Kap'n Kid Ketamine!

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You can't spell "HATRED" without

"RED HAT"

I wonder if Trump reopened the White House pill mill?

KKK needs his fix.

I do love that their hottest sellers were speed and sleeping pills.

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