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Topic Title: Surf reports
Topic Summary: Are we being deceived?
Created On: 04/08/2012 09:06 AM
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 04/08/2012 09:06 AM
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PierOwnage

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Greetings, I am posting this on a mobile device from one of my secret spots that I drove to for supposed "epic" swell. It was my understanding that at precisely 12:00PM, 4/8/12, the winds would die down to roughly 8 mph; It is now 12:01PM, 4/8/12, and the winds remain the same speed as they did on 11:59AM, 4/8/12. My question is, "are we being lied to?" Many times have I paddled out on "offshore" winds only to discover that what I thought was offshore was actually onshore, or even sidechop.

This is unacceptable.

Anywho, to combat this growing issue, I have decided to open up my own surf forecasting site. The website will be called www.pierownagesurfrules.com. I plan to have REAL wind directions and speed, as well as cameras, pictures, and access to my private buoys with a Premium subscription of $9.95/month.

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Because he's the hero Cocoa Beach deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Pier Ownage.

Edited: 04/08/2012 at 09:18 AM by PierOwnage
 04/08/2012 09:29 AM
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moderator

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Solicitation for proposed services.

Belongs in the For Sale category.
 04/08/2012 09:30 AM
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PierOwnage

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Ok

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Because he's the hero Cocoa Beach deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Pier Ownage.
 04/08/2012 09:12 PM
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sw

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Ha ha dude!

PierOwnage got pwned!
 04/09/2012 05:50 AM
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UpperDecker

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Originally posted by: PierOwnage
access to my private buoys


He's talking about the ones in his Speedo. No thanks.
 04/09/2012 09:48 AM
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CapeApe0926

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bet 1000 dollars you update this "website" for one week and then stop... my hats off to all the guys that update the surf report websites day in and day out (wavecaster, 16streets, cfl surf, quietflight and this very site) they put the time in for little to no pay off. they check the buoys, the winds, swell period and make a far more educated forecast than you ever will. chill out and be thankful for what we got. just stay at the pier and "own" it bra.



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here for a good time, not a long time.

 04/11/2012 08:01 AM
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spacecoastplumbing

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                 You need to move to the west coast.  This place is weak............

 04/11/2012 10:43 AM
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hkyleh

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iwindsurf.com has great up to date wind reports for the entire state that are accurate.

 

 04/11/2012 01:07 PM
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PRG3K

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For someone who talks about surfing so much, you sure don't know much about forecasting do you? Learn how to gather and cross-reference information. One surf report alone does not make a forecast.

What's wrong with your website? I had my credit card and bank account routing numbers ready to go...

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