What in the hell are you Trumpettes eating?

Fiber, it's your friend.

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LOL They stand there for an hour trying to flush their toilets.

Sounds more to me like Don the Con is blowing out his golden toilet bowl during his morning shit/tweets and has gotten frustrated.

He needs an extra large trashcan sized bowl to handle the shit-towers that blubbery old orangutan body of his is splattering out..


Fiber?!?!? That would mean our blotard in chief would have to eat a fruit or vegetable... shame on you!

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When America was "great"

I don't know, if Trump the Glutton switched to plants, farmers would make up their tariff driven losses within a few weeks.

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Edited: 12/11/2019 at 06:39 AM by Cole

Little lord loofa, aka the crapper king is pluggin up his gold lame' gilded throne huh?
This could be serious, it's where he does his best work....
somebody better call them watergate plumbers, quick!

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I his what his base with their incandescent wit wants to hear. They beleive that shit. They think the 5 gallon flush toilet built in 1978 is better than the modern 1.2 gal. Never mind that the ancient toilets at Mom and Dad's house have to flush mid shit post shit and then a third time for the paper. Whereas the modern toilet at my house could probably suck down a small child in one go. They can keep their 1978 Ford Thunderbird. I will drive a Civic and go faster for less fuel amd be a lot safer in a crash.

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Okay Donnie. Is there a trump brand industrial shitter made of gold plated plastic in the future.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

Water conservation standards have literally saved the State of Florida hundreds of millions of dollars by reducing demand and the need for very expensive water supply projects. You can see demand falling off as we adopted the standards, updated building codes, and offered rebates and incentives for conversions.

"Mr. President: it seems that most Americans, even those using the new watersaving plumbing appliances don't seem to have these sort of issues...?"
Hmmm: is the little lord loo-fa, crapper king, water closet emperor admitting:
that he's so profoundly full of shit that the plumbing of the the home of the so called leader of the free world:
can't quite keep up with it? Really......?

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It's a democratic hoax

You show that turd who's president.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I noticed it always coincides with their own desires

Susan B. Anthony
1896

Impeach Trump

Can I get a courtesy flush?

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Did this idiot really talk about taking a dump?!?

A dump? More like shitageddon!





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I shit with impunity on my TOTO Drake 1.6 gallon.
We installed two to replace an American Standard and some other unknown brand of throne that came with the house.

I've put both to the test after some holiday gorging. Kind of a miracle of hydraulic engineering they are.

Granted, being a Homo sapiens, I probably don't excrete nearly the mess that a Trumpanzee like Fish Killer or Ivanka does, but I wouldn't let one of those animals indoors any sooner than I'd have a horse inside.

LOL!

More than 200 views!



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I mean...We all know he's totally full of shit, but what kind of president actually talks shit about taking a shit?!? Aside from the biggest morons, does ANYONE really take this guy seriously anymore?

Does it have a more powerful flush? Our toilets, you have to hold the handle down, the flush takes forever. Only need one flush, unlike Trump, but it just seems slow acting. Possibly looking to get different ones.

A TOTO is like flushing the toilet on an airplane. That shit gets sucked down like trump gobbling Putin's choad.

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Capitalism is based on the ridiculous notion that you can enjoy limitless growth in a closed, finite system.

In biology, such behavior of cells is called "cancer".

Good to see progs talking about something they have some expertise in for a change.

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I :heart; Q

That's the one. Thanks.



Yeah, we know you shit where you eat.