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Topic Title: CNN: 'God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion' Topic Summary: Created On: 04/18/2019 12:26 PM |
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 04/18/2019 12:26 PM
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CNN: 'God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion'
The B B April 18th, 2019 ATLANTA, GA - Anchors at CNN headquarters have made a bold statement of unwavering faith after the Mueller Report revealed no actual evidence that Trump colluded with Russia. "We believe in collusion with all our hearts and will never let the world's teachings get in the way of that," said Jim Acosta while mumbling mantras quietly in a room misty with burning incense. "If God allowed this report to be written in the manner that it was, He did so to test our unshakable faith in what we know to be true," said Anderson Cooper. "My faith in the Russian Collusion is so strong that I anchored a thread for over two years on 2ndLight!....just to prove how dedicated I am!" said CRAPDigital of NSR. "We believe in the one true Russian collusion, the one that was spoken into truth and made real far before any evidence was brought before this dark world," added Natalie Allen. All of the anchors began to speak in unison, reciting their statement of faith with eye closed and hands raised: We believe the true Mueller Report, regardless of the one released by men. We believe that there is collusion, eternally existent in the person of Trump and the country of Russia. We believe in the infallibility of the media, sinless, miraculous. We will redeem humankind. We believe that for the salvation of lost and sinful man, collusion is absolutely essential. We believe in the collusion of Trump and Russia. All statements and evidence that purports to contradict that truth are lies of the Dark Lord. Forever and ever, amen. The anchors then began speaking in tongues and weeping while tearing at their garments. Reporters fled after Acosta brought out the poisonous snakes. ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. Edited: 04/19/2019 at 04:32 AM by Fish Killer |
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04/18/2019 02:01 PM
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...Funny crap right there!
The Babylon Bee strikes again! How did they know about CRAPDigital? Wow..... ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. Edited: 04/18/2019 at 02:11 PM by Fish Killer |
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04/18/2019 07:29 PM
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Wow, that was retarded.
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04/18/2019 07:31 PM
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And WTF is a Babylon Bee? lol
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04/19/2019 03:38 AM
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"The anchors then began speaking in tongues and weeping while tearing at their garments.
Reporters fled after Acosta brought out the poisonous snakes." Bwahahahahahahah! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. Edited: 04/19/2019 at 04:33 AM by Fish Killer |
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04/19/2019 08:14 AM
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"The anchors then began speaking in tongues and weeping while tearing at their garments. Reporters fled after Acosta brought out the poisonous snakes." Bwahahahahahahah! You do realize that you are laughing at your own religion, don't you? ------------------------- I was right. |
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04/19/2019 08:14 AM
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Moron. lol
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04/19/2019 09:38 AM
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I didn't know CNN would go so low as to be The type Christian Fattass is.
------------------------- I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I noticed it always coincides with their own desires Susan B. Anthony 1896 Impeach Trump |
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04/19/2019 09:40 AM
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Hey Chubby. Does your Medicaid cover snake bites at your church?
------------------------- I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I noticed it always coincides with their own desires Susan B. Anthony 1896 Impeach Trump |
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04/19/2019 10:34 AM
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"The anchors then began speaking in tongues and weeping while tearing at their garments. Reporters fled after Acosta brought out the poisonous snakes." Bwahahahahahahah! You do realize that you are laughing at your own religion, don't you? I'm NOT Pentecostal..... MORON! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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04/19/2019 11:13 AM
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That person was so embarrassed of the bull crap they were writing they didn't want their name on it.
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04/19/2019 12:49 PM
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That person was so embarrassed of the bull crap they were writing they didn't want their name on it. It's satire.... IDIOT! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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04/19/2019 01:00 PM
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That person was so embarrassed of the bull crap they were writing they didn't want their name on it. It's satire.... IDIOT! Exactly. ------------------------- I was right. |
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04/19/2019 01:22 PM
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That person was so embarrassed of the bull crap they were writing they didn't want their name on it. It's satire.... IDIOT! Exactly. IQ79 strikes again! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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04/19/2019 07:37 PM
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Well, someone with an IQ of 59 wrote that sappy drivel.
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04/20/2019 05:14 AM
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Well, someone with an IQ of 59 wrote that sappy drivel. Well, at least you accept and acknowledge your IQ of 79. Fool! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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04/20/2019 05:31 AM
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"One of the things that the special prosecutor finds is that the Russians were clearly out to help Trump, that the Trump campaign knew about it and welcomed their assistance, and in some cases knew about what they were going to do, what WikiLeaks was going to do in advance. They couldn't prove criminal conspiracy but they certainly proved cooperation," Nadler said on "GMA." "That is very disturbing to cooperate with a foreign power."
dotards=traitors #dotardtraitors ------------------------- QOP = Terrorists FK = Gay |
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04/20/2019 07:24 AM
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"One of the things that the special prosecutor finds is that the Russians were clearly out to help Trump, that the Trump campaign knew about it and welcomed their assistance, and in some cases knew about what they were going to do, what WikiLeaks was going to do in advance. They couldn't prove criminal conspiracy but they certainly proved cooperation," Nadler said on "GMA." "That is very disturbing to cooperate with a foreign power." dotards=traitors #dotardtraitors Nadler is a lifetime politician (14 years in congress) and a prog commie demoshit so yeah...he will say whatever you want him to! He's PAID to say whatever you want him to! FOOL! ------------------------- The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED. -BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is. -They are both card carrying narcissists. ^These are PROVED facts. |
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