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Topic Title: Gunimals, puppy pistols Topic Summary: and first grenaders Created On: 08/06/2018 08:56 AM |
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08/06/2018 08:56 AM
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kinderguardians
Today we're going to teach you how to stop these naughty men and help them take a long nap." Guns are dressed up as stuffed toys called Gunimals, including Puppy Pistol, Gunny Rabbit, and "one for the girls," the Uzicorn. How do you use it? Here's a handy song Van Cleave sings, to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes: "Aim at the head, not the shoulders, not the toes." "Toddlers are pure, uncorrupted by Fake News or homosexuality. They don't worry if it's politically correct to shoot a mentally deranged gunman, they'll just do it. The science behind this program is proven. At age four, a child processes images 80 percent faster than an adult. Meaning that essentially, like owls, they can see in slow motion. Children under 5 also have elevated levels of the pheromone Blink-182, produced by part of the liver known as the Rita Ora. This allows nerve reflexes to travel along the Cardi B neural pathway to the Wiz Khalifa 40 percent faster, saving time and saving lives." (Here Pratt is clearly reading a script, not understanding that he's reciting jibberish, but it's in the spirit of promoting the same child-shooter cause.) "The intensive three-week Kinderguardian course introduces specially selected [children] from 12 to four years old to pistols, rifles, semi-automatics, and a rudimentary knowledge of mortars. In less than a month, less than a month, a first grader can become a first grenader." ------------------------- It's a democratic hoax |
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08/06/2018 09:46 AM
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08/06/2018 12:24 PM
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Really Hap? I would have thought that you had a bit more mature sense of humor than that.
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08/06/2018 12:48 PM
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Really Hap? I would have thought that you had a bit more mature sense of humor than that. What's immature about the video and the show? It shows how careless, clueless, and stupid these people are as well those that follow them blindly. The guy deserves awards for this work. He already exposed a racist representative and it got him removed. Nothing immature here at all. It's ridiculous. This guy was a Sheriff and the leader of the so called "cold case posse" but he couldn't realize he was being set up for a joke. What an idiot. |
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08/06/2018 01:41 PM
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And we voted to put these people in charge of the government.
------------------------- I was right. |
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08/06/2018 02:25 PM
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And we voted to put these people in charge of the government. Hey now.... It wasn't 'we" it was "they". I had nothing to to do with this hahaha. I you watch the show you'll see most of the people "they" hate can easily spot the bullshit, and it is not fabricated. You can see the difference in reactions immediately. What an amazing exposé. |
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