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fishkller

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Some things should be obvious when you sleep with a porn star, but here we are

By CARL HIAASEN

chiaasen@miamiherald.com

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/opi...29.html#storylink=cpy

January 19, 2018 04:57 PM

Updated 2 hours 16 minutes ago

Twenty life lessons to be learned from the Stormy Daniels/Donald Trump affair, as illuminated by the Wall Street Journal, Slate.com and, fittingly, InTouch Weekly magazine:

1. Don't have a fling with a porn star if you're even vaguely thinking about running for president someday.

2. Even if you have no plans to run for president, don't invite a porn star to ride in your golf cart at a celebrity tournament in Lake Tahoe while your wife is home with a new baby.

3. Don't pose for a photograph with the porn star in the "gift lounge" of an adult-film company.

4. Don't invite the porn star to your hotel room.

5. If you do invite the porn star to your hotel room, don't greet her while wearing baggy pajama bottoms and no shirt, as this will be a memorable detail she might possibly share with others.

6. Don't promise to put her on your reality TV show, then not do it.

7. If your resolve crumbles and you end up having sex with the porn star, try to make it better than the "textbook generic" sex she will describe in a later media interview before passing a polygraph exam.

8. Don't tell the porn star to phone one of her friends and ask her to come join the party, because even if the friend says No, she might later give an interview on national television confirming the invitation.

9. In subsequent encounters with the porn star, remind her that it would be much appreciated if she didn't tell a soul about your relationship, in case you one day decide to run for president (as loony as that might sound).

10. If, years later, you actually run for president, do your campaign staff a huge favor and let them know about the porn star in your past. Be sure to mention that you promised her a role on your reality TV show and somehow forgot to follow through.

11. If, as Election Day approaches, you're shocked to learn that you actually have a chance of winning, discreetly arrange to buy the silence of the porn star. The amount of the payment should be commensurate with the potential political damage her story could cause.

12. When composing the nondisclosure agreement for the porn star to sign, don't let her pick the pseudonyms to be used. Adult-film performers enjoy making up colorful stage names, few of which should appear in a legal document approved by the future leader of the free world.

13. Do not, under any circumstances, drag out negotiations in order to delay paying the money. You can't treat a prominent porn actress the same way you treat your electricians and drywall contractors. If she asks for $130,000, cough up the damn $130,000.

14. If for some stupid reason you don't pay her promptly and she begins chatting with ABC News, Slate and other media outlets, call your lawyer. Tell him or her to drop everything and send the payoff, like now.

15. When transferring hush money to a porn star, don't do it in a way that can be traced by the Wall Street Journal a year later, when you're sitting in the Oval Office. Consider filling a suitcase with cash instead of wiring the funds to a client-trust account at City National Bank in Los Angeles.

16. If the terms of the secret payment get leaked, do not simply issue an indignant statement denying it was hush money. Offer an alternate explanation that casts you in a generous light - for instance, you could say were just donating to a scholarship in the porn star's name at the UCLA film school.

17. Don't assume it will help your credibility if the porn star agrees to publicly deny that you two had a fling, since that's what you've paid her to do.

18. When she does issue a denial, discourage her from including a sentence like this: "If indeed I did have relationship with Donald Trump, trust me, you wouldn't be reading about it in the news, you would be reading about it in my book."

19. Don't assume she's not really writing a book.

20. Don't assume she'll change her mind for another $130,000.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/opi...129.html#storylink=cpy

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many of my friends are Porn Stars. i find them to be mostly very honest, hard working Americans.
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I wonder if the orange handprints washed off easily, or if some Goo Gone needed to be used..



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cheaterfiveo

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You dont have to answer but my money is on you have been with a hooker or 2 in your sordid past. Let the first without sin cast the stone
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Originally posted by: cheaterfiveo
You dont have to answer but my money is on you have been with a hooker or 2 in your sordid past. Let the first without sin cast the stone

THAT'S your response?? No wonder why we have such a shit show in the WH. LMAO...


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You guys are completely fine with it, as long as it is between two consenting adults, and sometimes even if it isn't, right? That's the defense you guys always used for Slick Willy. None of you guys even gave a shit that he has paid over $1MIL in settlements for charges of sexual harassement and sexual assualt.

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Plan B

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C'mon dude... that was a HUGE reach

Willy got GRILLED for thinkin with his willy, and caused a national uproar

 01/22/2018 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by: Sniper

You guys are completely fine with it, as long as it is between two consenting adults, and sometimes even if it isn't, right? That's the defense you guys always used for Slick Willy. None of you guys even gave a shit that he has paid over $1MIL in settlements for charges of sexual harassement and sexual assualt.


Might wanna avoid generalizations(idiotic ones like this and in general hehe) unless you dont mind looking stupid.

Some of us(people who are not cool with trump banging a porn star and lying about it) were not "fine with it", I for one wasn't really aware it was happening, I wasn't there to uproar with you, as I was 6 years old.

But hey if its worked for you 23 years and counting guess you clearly dont mind looking stupid!

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Originally posted by: Plan B

C'mon dude... that was a HUGE reach


Willy got GRILLED for thinkin with his willy, and caused a national uproar


yes and nothing of real consequence happened, so get on with it and throw yet another hissy fit
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I don't often stick up for Trump, but I imagine it's pretty tough to impress a porn star in bed, so I think that the 'textbook generic' score should be graded on a curve.
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Originally posted by: johnny

Originally posted by: Plan B



C'mon dude... that was a HUGE reach





Willy got GRILLED for thinkin with his willy, and caused a national uproar




yes and nothing of real consequence happened, so get on with it and throw yet another hissy fit

I don't see anyone throwing a hissy fit. I could give two shits.

I just see people pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of people like you - up in arms if a D, meh if an R. People like you are the problem...



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Originally posted by: wtf

Originally posted by: johnny



Originally posted by: Plan B







C'mon dude... that was a HUGE reach











Willy got GRILLED for thinkin with his willy, and caused a national uproar








yes and nothing of real consequence happened, so get on with it and throw yet another hissy fit


I don't see anyone throwing a hissy fit. I could give two shits.



I just see people pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of people like you - up in arms if a D, meh if an R. People like you are the problem...


oh yeah, im bitching about bs stories about D's sex life?
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Sparky

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Does anyone really care? Would it have been better if he slept with a transgender? Had a homosexual relationship? Maybe a gay orgy? I am sure those things would be perfectly acceptable by the left. But oh no the horror he banged a porn star. IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!

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Originally posted by: DaveFL76 I don't often stick up for Trump, but I imagine it's pretty tough to impress a porn star in bed, so I think that the 'textbook generic' score should be graded on a curve.

From the way he talked on the campaign one would have thought he was swinging with a 10 inch hammer.  I guess that isn't the case.

I kinda feel sorry for Melania. but only a little tiny bit...she could be banging the gardener for all we know.



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Trump, the great evangelical was screwing porn-stars while his wife was at home with their new baby.

I can't wait to hear the religious right justify this one.

Fuggin hypocrites.

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Don't have to justify it....

Its a fuggin' lie!

Fake News!

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Well we all knew FK was gonna have to go with the fake news response on this one.

As an alleged "Christian", accepting his messiah Trump actually commiting adultery by sleeping with a porn star would cause his head to explode.

So how does one rationalize this news?

Deny that it is real.

Problem solved!

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Yup, that's what evangelicals like FK do, they stick their head in the sand. It's also why they continually get fucked in the ass...

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Originally posted by: Sniper

You guys are completely fine with it, as long as it is between two consenting adults, and sometimes even if it isn't, right? That's the defense you guys always used for Slick Willy. None of you guys even gave a shit that he has paid over $1MIL in settlements for charges of sexual harassement and sexual assualt.


Really? I guess you repugs have washed off the Moral Majority face paint to make room for some orange guys goo. You already washed off the Law and Order party in order to tarnish our FBI. You commies have given up all your family values make sure more orange goo gets spurted your way.
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