"Squashing accusations that President Trump had a sexual encounter with porn star "Stormy Daniels" while he was married to Melania, televangelist Jim Bakker explained to his audience Friday that he had confirmed that Trump was merely scheduling private time with the woman in a hotel suite in order to share with her the good news of Jesus Christ, as he had become acquainted with her and was very concerned that she was not a Christian.

"It is preposterous to assert that a virtuous believer like Mr. Trump would cheat on his beautiful wife so callously, and while their child was only months old," a solemn Bakker said into the camera as colorful balloons provided a backdrop for some reason. "He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels' soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins."

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

"Our president even arranged through his attorney to give this woman $130,000 in an attempt to help rescue her from the destructive adult film industry and get her life back on track. What a man of God!"

The televangelist ended his broadcast by wagering that there were probably "many, many more" sex-industry workers like Daniels who could tell a similarly inspiring story about President Trump."

The Babylon Bee

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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

Dude, wg, yer killing me with this stuff, cant make this up. I almost blew out a swallow of good german beer laughing at that one.
Is this the same dweeb that had P.T.L. (aka: Pay The Lady)
Bakker was just pissed that Stormy wouldnt accept his money from his sik televangelist scam. To let him worship in the Temple of the Double Dee's........
weak.....

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It's a democratic hoax

Bread and circus

it is one of the better satire sites

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"The truth is incontrovertible.
malice may attack it,
ignorance may deride it,
but in the end,
there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill

Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone.
- Sir Colbert

He kept yelling "Jesus"! So, what's the problem?

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