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Topic Title: CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
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 11/12/2017 10:24 AM
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Fish Killer

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CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
November 9, 2017

ATLANTA, GA - According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton's financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

"We've never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude," a CDC spokesperson told reporters. "Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note."

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

"Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life," he cautioned.

"And - I swear - that's all we know."

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 11/12/2017 10:50 AM
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From the babylonbee.

http://babylonbee.com/news/category/christian-living/



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 11/12/2017 10:54 AM
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 11/12/2017 04:56 PM
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Cole

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Yes, the story originated as satire at Babylonbee... the Christian version of The Onion.

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 11/12/2017 04:58 PM
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HAPDigital

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FK believes anything that suits him, no need for it to be credible.
 11/12/2017 05:48 PM
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fishkller

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BOMBSHELL:

978% of The (Few) That Actually Read FK's Posts Gouge Their Eyeballs Out With A Fork From Sheer Boredom

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 11/13/2017 05:25 PM
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nukeh2o

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Nurse ratshit: we hacked his accounts online when he gets in to the rec room computer.
N.R.: just keep upping the meds. Report him to the cops. For god sake keep him off the dam computer.....
duuhh, Crawdad Naui dork....

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 11/13/2017 05:51 PM
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Cole

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Notice that FK dropped this thread like a hot potato?

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 11/14/2017 10:30 AM
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johnnyboy

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More fish stories. Any opening line that starts with the CDC classifying people as a suicide for their compromising information on the clintons is about as credible as all chucabras gave favorable loan rates despite outrageous ballon provisions.

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 11/19/2017 02:34 PM
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Fishy dude, did this come from the russians?



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 11/19/2017 06:02 PM
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nukeh2o

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Anyone who associates with known pedophiles has a higher risk of doing it again. Is MILO! as creepy as they say, SwishyFish?

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 11/19/2017 06:24 PM
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scombrid

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Originally posted by: all3 Fishy dude, did this come from the russians?

 

Much of the stuff he posts from yournewswire is of Russian origin. 

This babylon bee is just satire that he thought was real.



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 11/19/2017 06:36 PM
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Fish Killer

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Bwahahahaha...what a bunch of pompous self righteous assholes!

Keep assuming crap!

It's just crap!

Fools!

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The REAL truth is....both of the forum idiots are OWNED.
-BOTH of them have no clue who their owner is.
-They are both card carrying narcissists.
^These are PROVED facts.
 11/19/2017 07:01 PM
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scombrid

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Take down of a small amount of the crap that is on the Yournewswire site that FK has linked so many times.


https://www.metabunk.org/debunked-cia-agent-confesses-on-deathbed-%E2%80%98we-blew-up-wtc7-on-9-11%E2%80%99-hoax.t8936/#post-208517

 



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 11/19/2017 07:33 PM
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sandi

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lil' f'er, do you have any dirt on the clintons?

if you do, please let everyone know.
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