Apparently sales of life rafts and large rodent size p.ersonal f.lotation d.evices are way up in areas around the whitehouse.
And local ymca aquatic centers are noting a surge in swimming lessons being taken by chumpf administration staffers......

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Sales of swamp gator repellent at a record high. The swamp is deeper than ever, and the rats are abandoning ship. ohhhh, skiipper.....
Gilligan, just jump, the Minnows a-goin under

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Sales of soviet surplus, Chump branded personal flotation devices and life rafts are going crazy at the moment. Apparently commisar chumpf figures he might as well make a profit from the sinking of the HMS DONNIE!

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