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Created On: 11/18/2015 06:18 AM
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 11/18/2015 06:18 AM
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stokedpanda

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This is a great event i have been a participent in for the past four years, and really looking forward to it next week, any runner trolls on here!?



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 11/18/2015 09:38 AM
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kirby

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I'll pretend troll

 

running is beat...turkey trots are like absolutely a 70's thing...

running is so hard on the joints...not optimum return on calories v. body harm

sprinting is ok

but the new thing coming is crunning....so stoked

mabye you should crun the trot...that would be bada*s

 11/18/2015 12:46 PM
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stokedpanda

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Not sure if precursing your stupid babble by calling it "pretend trolling" was supposed to make it funny???

 I bet the pace most top finishers will run this race far exceeds your definition of sprinting!!!

crunning!!!??? that is hilarious, I have no idea what it stands for but hopefully you can enlighten me as your input to this thread is invaluable(as in the only input).



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 11/18/2015 01:10 PM
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kirby

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my limited brain power - I thought trolling was a bad thing on forums - "being a troll"

so i thought you were inviting smart-a*s comments for fun

'stupid babble' is a little harsh to a bad attempt at humor

If you dont know what crunning is...then you are just not with the latest "in crowd"

as for sprinting...I ran a 22:07 in 5th grade in a turkey trot not sprintin but good for a newb...the winner was 13:something sooooo

as for real sprinting...I'd be pretty suprised if i didnt have more understanding of that than 99% on here... leave it at that...and keep the insults coming...maybe this thread will really turn into somthing worth checkin out!

 

 11/18/2015 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by: stokedpanda

 

crunning!!!??? that is hilarious, I have no idea what it stands for but hopefully you can enlighten me as your input to this thread is invaluable(as in the only input).

 

Its even better than the shake-weight....

 11/18/2015 01:21 PM
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skatensurf

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i thought that was called human centepeding?
 11/18/2015 01:24 PM
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stokedpanda

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by "runner trolls" I was referring to  to everyone on here as a troll, and was just curious if anyone runs, and or will be participating in the event. 

did you win any medals for your 22:07 5k time 5th grade?

was that your personal best?

not sure how your allusion to sprinting has anything to do with this, or how you can have more "understanding of that" than 99% of the people on here???

what are some secrets you 1%'s know about sprinting?



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 11/18/2015 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by: stokedpanda

 

what are some secrets you 1%'s know about sprinting?

 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.........

 11/18/2015 01:44 PM
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It wasnt actually a turkey trot...but some other 5k...

you know I am not sure about the medal thing....I need to look in my old stuff...because I want to try to find the winners exact time...because It was like 30+ years ago so I am only 85% it was 13:5? but it could be 14:5?  I know it was one of the two(below 15)...either way it was blazin...I was freeked out by the winners time...and asked and people were just like...eh...

some elite level group was in town and decided to run.... and since they dont keep world records for it and it was a small event(the distance was accurate - but not like it was verified by an organization) people were just - no biggie they strung together 3 sub 5s...I was so befuddled...

never took 5k serious....I did 18:43ish once...in late 20's....

as far as sprinting - you questioned my definition of it...in a way...

I just stated that I know, and appreciate what those runners can do...I cant do it....I wasnt braggin...just that I have put in a lot of time sprinting and trying to learn more about it(college degree/sports)...I have some secrets but they would cost $$(really)

 11/18/2015 01:47 PM
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kirby

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OBX always makes good points - cocaine does seem to make you faster...serious...not long term abuse though!

 

just like smack is good for musicians - to a point

 11/18/2015 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by: skatensurf i thought that was called human centepeding?

Crunning ='s the yuppie version of bear crawling.

 11/18/2015 02:16 PM
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I never questioned your definition of sprinting. Just questioned what you meant by "knowing more about it than 99% of people on here." You then kind of ramble about, and although you state you can not do it; you put in a lot of time doing it, and have a "college degree/sports"?......then you go on to state you have secrets that cost $$$....... its no secret you can type a mostly incoherent post!!!



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 11/18/2015 02:50 PM
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You did question it, in a way, which is exactly what I said and responded to

Stoked: "I bet the pace most top finishers will run this race far exceeds your definition of sprinting!!!"

thats not questioning/assuming my definition of sprinting??

I responded that I do not think the winning times will be sprinting in "my definition"  since you asked

I admit my post can be all-over - my mind works quick and I try to have some brevity...

so to clarify

I could not do the times the good runners do - was refering to 5k and longer....that is what I was talking about - I can sprint(ok used to be able to)

My bachelors degree is in exercise and sports sciences - hence some book understanding

I played sports on the college level - hence some practical understanding

was responding in fun mode....soooo not sure what you're after on this but keep the questions coming...your thread might get interesting yet!

 11/18/2015 03:05 PM
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stokedpanda

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Correct, I made an assumption of what your definition of sprinting is, if I was to question it I would have asked, "What is your definition of sprinting?". The intention of this thread was to see if anyone on this forum is going to do the race.



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 11/18/2015 03:16 PM
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kirby

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I was responding to that assumption...

as i admitted before:

"my limited brain power - I thought trolling was a bad thing on forums - "being a troll"

so i thought you were inviting smart-a*s comments for fun"

I thought we had moved on...then you asked how I could have more understanding of sprinting than 99% (which I had only stated in response to your 1st assumption)

so I responded to that - but in trying to not sound like a doooche - ie. "I played college football"

I am sorry I made things more complicated...

I am so sorry to destroy your stoke....

I hope you have a good safe fun run those events are cool...I like the costume ones

 11/18/2015 03:36 PM
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stokedpanda

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Hahah I am inviting smart a$$ comments for fun, and hopefully you are having as much fun as I am......beats all these political people posting links to stupid websites starting a new thread every time they read a news article! Now you didnt destroy my stoke, I am stoked there was someone to banter with on this slow afternoon at work! I wont be dressing up but am sure there will be plenty dressed as pilgrams and indians, and some carrying frozen turkeys



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 11/18/2015 04:26 PM
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so happy you 2 found each other.

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 11/18/2015 04:28 PM
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kirby

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man...sorry i didnt respond sooner...

I did my first crun training session - since the internet said it was the 'next thing'

I did about 8.5 - 10.......yards before I collapsed in an exhausted state...

I think if I crun twice a day for the next 4-5 then rest I will be ready for the 5k

I AM going to dress up for once...look for the crunner in the ape suit carrying a banana - just dont slap my arse as you sprint by

 11/19/2015 07:06 AM
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obx2

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This guy has been doing some serious training, how about you?

 11/19/2015 08:02 AM
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stokedpanda

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haha that turkey is about to gobble up some serious pre race mojo, dont think they drug test so he will be tough to beat!



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