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Topic Title: BREAKING NEWS: Former VP Dick Cheney recipient of heart transplant
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Created On: 03/24/2012 04:11 PM
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 03/24/2012 04:11 PM
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MaloTurista

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Edited: 03/24/2012 at 04:20 PM by MaloTurista
 03/24/2012 04:55 PM
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I got an email alert about Florida losing, so far none about Cheney.  Different urgencies, I suppose.

Given Mr. Cheney's horrendous heart problems, it's impressive that he's still alive.  He had an incredibly long political career, especially considering that he's only 71.

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Shouldn't that say heart implant? That mother f*cker never had a heart.
 03/24/2012 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by: gdudewe Shouldn't that say heart implant? That mother f*cker never had a heart.
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 03/24/2012 05:34 PM
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Hopefully his doner was full of joy, and hope, and kindness, and was a loved person.  Might drive some of the evil from his black soul. 



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This has got to be one of the hardest things libs have ever had to accept: Dick Cheney actually has a heart.

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Originally posted by: MaloTurista This has got to be one of the hardest things libs have ever had to accept: Dick Cheney actually has a heart.

sorry smallo testourista - all the evidence says he's a robot........

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 03/24/2012 06:17 PM
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Originally posted by: MaloTurista This has got to be one of the hardest things libs have ever had to accept: Dick Cheney actually has a heart.

indeed, one which belonged to someone else.  It makes perfect sense.



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 03/24/2012 07:02 PM
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I wonder if he shot someone in the face for it?
 03/24/2012 08:46 PM
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Originally posted by: Bamboo

Hopefully his doner was full of joy, and hope, and kindness, and was a loved person.  Might drive some of the evil from his black soul. 



What if the donor was a black Muslim lesbian?


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 03/25/2012 12:35 AM
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MaloTurista

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Then probably some white Christian heterosexual would come along, douse him with gasoline, and set him on fire. 

After baptizing him first, of course.

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Originally posted by: wetspot
Originally posted by: Bamboo Hopefully his doner was full of joy, and hope, and kindness, and was a loved person.  Might drive some of the evil from his black soul. 

 

What if the donor was a black Muslim lesbian?

I don't think Cheney has a problem with lesbians, BTW.  

Maybe that Black Muslim Lesbian was full of joy, hope, and kindness and was a loved person, too.



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Originally posted by: Bamboo

Originally posted by: wetspot
Originally posted by: Bamboo Hopefully his doner was full of joy, and hope, and kindness, and was a loved person.  Might drive some of the evil from his black soul. 




 




What if the donor was a black Muslim lesbian?




I don't think Cheney has a problem with lesbians, BTW.  




Maybe that Black Muslim Lesbian was full of joy, hope, and kindness and was a loved person, too.



Totally agreed, I was being a bit sarcastic, playing on what Cheney probably felt before learning his daughter was a lesbian. Kinda inappropriate on my part.

You have to have some good in you to have signed up as an organ donor, and Cheney will probably mellow out and open up a little with this new lease on life.

I wish him well and I thank the donor.


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 03/25/2012 06:01 AM
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Agreed, and understood.  Just a messing with you.



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I bet Cheney shoved his hand in the donors chest and ripped it out himself.  then shot him/or her in the face just for fun. 



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 03/25/2012 02:45 PM
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it's just
a pump
 03/25/2012 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by: WG

it's just

a pump


I think he got the pump 2 years ago, as a transition to the real heart transplanted this week.

I think I saw a blurb where the family issued a statement thanking the unknown donor.


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 03/25/2012 04:32 PM
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Old man that smoked all his life gets a new heart. It's good the be the king.

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 03/25/2012 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by: Cole

Old man that smoked all his life gets a new heart. It's good the be the king.


some where there is a middle class guy who has worked all his life with normal insurance, with a 10 year old and a 7 year old who can't get one.
 03/25/2012 05:49 PM
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the heart

Originally posted by: wetspot

Originally posted by: WG



it's just



a pump




I think he got the pump 2 years ago, as a transition to the real heart transplanted this week.



I think I saw a blurb where the family issued a statement thanking the unknown donor.


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