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Topic Title: Panda Running Joke Topic Summary: Created On: 03/29/2016 12:54 PM |
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 03/29/2016 12:54 PM
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So last night I was on my way back from a nice run, and was feeling good so I started pushing the pace, and was at what I consider my 95%, felt like I was flying!
I came to an intersection with a red light and saw the red hand, but traffic was clear all around so I figured hell I will RUN THIS RED LIGHT! Sure enough just as I passed through still heavy on the gas pedal, breathing hard, really trucking; I hear an old familiar siren, and see flashing lights in my peripherals....... Cop gets out comes up to me and says," You know Ima have to write you a ticket," Goes back to his car and comes back with a ticket for $65, says Jaywalking, and hands it to me and asks me to sign it........ FURIOUS, I looked at him and said,"I aint signing that officer, that is bull, that is a false accusation!" He tilted his head and said,"Boy I think you better you broke the law, and I caught you red handed!" I said,"You take that ticket back to your car, and change it to JAYRUNING, or aint gone pay it, I AINT NO DANG WALKER, I'M A RUNNER!!!!" ------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life Edited: 03/29/2016 at 02:01 PM by stokedpanda |
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03/30/2016 08:52 AM
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No runners out here or do my jokes just suck that bad?
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life |
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03/30/2016 10:04 AM
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------------------------- Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean |
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03/30/2016 01:06 PM
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if you are a "Runner".....how did he catch you?
Fail...you are a walker...maybe a fast walker.. but a ... 0/5...to quote! 
------------------------- BurrysBreak Inflation caused The BIG BANG...look it up! |
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03/30/2016 01:09 PM
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-0/5
------------------------- So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off. |
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03/30/2016 01:30 PM
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Jeeze tough crowd, not everyday that someone presents an original joke on this site, but OK back to the drawing board......
O yea, bob3000 is the only one who can give an x/5, just like riverman was the only one who could do a woohoox1000 or whatever he used to do. Did anyone read the terms and conditions?! ------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life Edited: 03/30/2016 at 01:45 PM by stokedpanda |
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03/30/2016 02:28 PM
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------------------------- Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean |
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03/31/2016 05:08 AM
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Just sayin' to many people serving x/5 pretty soon the 5 will only be worth a 4 and so on and so forth until a declared 0/5 will be a only worth 0/0 which is 100%
.......with every Tom, Dick, and Burry giving them out and idk may loose its luster! BTW I don't know if you noticed but fishing aint' so hot rite now bub 
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life |
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03/31/2016 05:17 AM
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to me.
------------------------- Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean |
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03/31/2016 05:31 AM
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Up early slingin zingers im impressed, bravo, now go surf or do something productive!
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life |
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03/31/2016 06:12 AM
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03/31/2016 07:02 AM
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... and a swing and a miss!!!
lol-dont quit your day job
"A" for effort though |
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03/31/2016 07:11 AM
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only panda running joke around here is the one who started this thread
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03/31/2016 09:13 AM
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Well I had a pizza joke I was going to post but figured yall might think its too cheesy.....get it....that was the joke
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life |
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03/31/2016 09:36 AM
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yeah, i wouldn't toss that joke into the mix when dealing with this crusty crew, it would not top your first one. if i were you i'd work on your delivery.
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03/31/2016 09:43 AM
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Speaking of work, don't you have a stack of papers you need to go staple or something?
------------------------- I troll 2L.com to be a better person in real life |
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03/31/2016 12:31 PM
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not til i get that big promotion, they only let me handle 1 paper at a time right now
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04/02/2016 04:22 AM
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stokedpanda...
How would a weekly joke... on what ever day you chooooose it to bee, would help you to "sharpen" your skills...and of course "wee" could bee of great help by laughing and applauding without teleprompters... ps..i think my speilchek is messed up! ------------------------- BurrysBreak Inflation caused The BIG BANG...look it up! |
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