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Topic Title: Vasectomy time
Topic Summary: Snip Snip!
Created On: 10/28/2015 12:19 PM
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 10/28/2015 12:19 PM
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Cuz

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My wife and I are set with 2 kiddos and it is time for me to get fixed.

Who has had one?

Goods? Bads?

What Dr. did you go to?



 10/28/2015 01:19 PM
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tingo

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I did it five years ago. In and out procedure. Went home and racked leafs. No more condom or wife checking the calendar.

Once your sure your done- shooting blanks is where its at..

 

if you didnt mentione it I wouldnt have thought of it.

nothing bad about the procedure

 10/28/2015 03:48 PM
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WG

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well, there is some pain....

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 10/28/2015 03:56 PM
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Skeeter

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The valium is worth the slight discomfort. I highly recommend it.

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 10/29/2015 03:56 AM
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hodad66

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35 years later...... best choice ever!!

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bob3000

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Originally posted by: Skeeter The valium is worth the slight discomfort. I highly recommend it.
Pretty sure there are other ways to get valium!!!...

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Cuz

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Nice! Thank you guys. I still need to find a reputable Dr. but I feel a little better about it now.
 10/29/2015 07:32 AM
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RustyTruck

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Dr. Landry did mine, no problem, quick recovery. Dr. Lieberman also has an excellent reputation.


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 10/31/2015 07:16 AM
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onebuck

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Hmmmmmmmmm.....

 10/31/2015 06:43 PM
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Cuz

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Yea. Onebuck, you havin more kids?
 11/12/2015 10:44 AM
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hodad66

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I remember one guy that I worked with...

a) he got roped into the marriage by oops! I'm pregnant ( I overheard the wife boasting )

b) he had three kids already on a lifeguard I salary & another job. ( talked with him about getting snipped )

c) around comes kid # 4.... definitely not planning parenthood!!

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 11/30/2015 03:37 PM
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sillysalt

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Just scheduled mine for January 14. Report to follow...

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 11/30/2015 08:54 PM
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ummm

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Don't skimp on the ice. I did and they got infected and swelled up huge(er) and turned black. I got some good pics but other than that it wasn't worth it. 

 12/01/2015 08:11 PM
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sillysalt

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Originally posted by: ummm Don't skimp on the ice. I did and they got infected and swelled up huge(er) and turned black. I got some good pics but other than that it wasn't worth it. 

Duly noted about the ice...My report will include no pics. My pre-surgery paperwork instructs me to buy an athletic supporter, what's up with that?

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 12/01/2015 09:34 PM
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DaveFL76

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I need to stop reading this thread.
My stomach doesn't feel good now.
I wish you the best and hope I don't click on the link again.
 12/03/2015 06:35 AM
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hodad66

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right after surgery the "hangin" can cause some of the issues noted
here. Keep the jewels up tight and comfy for a few days...... ;-)

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 12/07/2015 02:16 PM
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Cole

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The snip is easy, followed by a few days of dull pain.

The soccer ball I took to the groin two weeks later was a different story...

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 12/07/2015 04:54 PM
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Bamboo

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Heck, just man up and do it yourself. All it takes is a steady hand! 



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 12/12/2015 11:31 PM
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RocketSurf

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Tell the doc that valium does not really work for you and he might double the dose (I slept for 6 hours after). Large bag of ice wrapped in a thin towel on the bag while you're sleeping. Snuggle don't juggle the boys for the next 2 weeks or so. Tell the doc not to use the square needle with the flat tip. Get the follow up test after a month. A buddy of mine didn't and found out later, after the twins were conceived, that he was blessed with 3 vas deferens (lube tube)
Appendectomy = removal of the appendix
Vasectomy= removal or disconnection of the vas deferens
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sillysalt

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Thursday is the day. How long were you guys out of the water, and gym, etc...?

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