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Created On: 10/09/2012 05:55 AM
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 01/13/2017 10:18 PM
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RegularJoe

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Orlando man spends a fortune to avoid $1.25 toll
Has remote-control to cover up his Endless Summer surf tag

Annndddd, this:
FL man charged for repeated sexual assault of pit bull
He said it was OK because she was in heat.


Edited: 01/14/2017 at 09:28 AM by RegularJoe
 01/16/2017 10:31 PM
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And much, MUCH closer to home... too close for comfort in fact:

Melbourne man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor

A friend of mine had the best comment ever. "After that, he probably was thor!"

Edited: 01/20/2017 at 01:12 PM by RegularJoe
 01/20/2017 07:34 AM
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worksuxgetsponsered

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Florida Creep, 27, Busted For Squirting Hair Conditioner On Backsides Of Women Shopping At Target ...while jerking off.

Maybe its something in our groundwater....

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 05/08/2017 11:51 AM
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THONOTOSASSA — Twenty-five yoga enthusiasts spread their mats and prepared for a Saturday morning class under oak trees.

Then 14 goats joined them for Goat Yoga, where the instructor’s directions were sometimes drowned out by “baas” from the animals and laughter from attendees getting nuzzled by goats.

Goat Yoga is a trend started in central Oregon, combining a one-hour yoga session with the animal therapy of Nigerian dwarf goats that wander around and interact with the class. In the last eight months, stories have appeared in hundreds of media outlets around the world.

 

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I think thats enough internet for today...



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 05/08/2017 01:31 PM
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myEYESwontDry

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 05/08/2017 09:27 PM
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 05/23/2017 11:49 AM
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WG

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Florida woman burned down 3500 year old tree smoking meth

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"I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. . . . Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." - POTUS
 05/24/2017 05:09 AM
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StirfryMcflurry

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this just IN, he got OFF !!!  puns intended



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 05/24/2017 10:36 AM
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worksuxgetsponsered

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Did the judge allow him to show his schlong to the jury? LMFAO, if that's what swayed them to a not guilty decision, that thing must be YUUUUGE.

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Can't get more weird, nor relevant to the times than this: 'Neo nazi suspect tells police he killed roommates for disrespecting his Muslim faith.' http://www.tampabay.com/news/p...slim-faith/2324756
 05/31/2017 11:00 AM
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LAKELAND — A large, black-and-white checkered statue of a swan that was stolen in Florida by a naked man was found on Friday.

 

 



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Fantastic.

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"One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky.

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A large, black-and-white checkered statue of a swan

 

 

Thats damn weird...

stolen in Florida by a naked man

Not so weird really...



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Alligator killed by plane landing at Orlando Executive Airport

An alligator was struck and killed by a small plane landing at Orlando Executive Airport last week.

The Piper PA 31 aircraft was landing on runway 7 at the airport at 2:15 a.m. Thursday when the 11-foot gator was hit.

The gator reportedly jumped up and struck the plane's wing during landing. The gator was killed instantly, and the aircraft sustained damage to the wing, witnesses said.

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating.


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 06/28/2017 11:01 AM
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...ed-by-11-year-old.html

PORT RICHEY, Fla. - A Florida woman has been arrested on child abuse charges after authorities said she gave birth to a child fathered by an 11-year-old.

Hillsborough County Sheriff's officials said in an email that 25-year-old Marissa Ashley Mowry faces a charge of sexual battery on a child younger than 12.

A police report said Mowry was 22 when she began having sex with the boy near Tampa.

Mowry became pregnant and gave birth in October 2014. Officials say she and the boy continued to engage in sexual intercourse multiple times when he was between the ages of 11 and 14 years old.
 06/29/2017 05:38 PM
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 06/30/2017 01:09 PM
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Authorities in St. Petersburg, Florida, are battling an onslaught of graffiti depicting a three-buttocked arse.

boing




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 07/05/2017 11:08 AM
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 07/19/2017 08:07 AM
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Former right-wing neonazi converts to islam and kills two of his three roommates, the third found crying at the murder scene had a framed picture of McVeigh in his room and bomb making materials in the garage, including ammonium nitrate, authorities let him go...

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/19/...s&utm_content=20170719
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