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Created On: 10/09/2012 05:55 AM
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 10/09/2012 05:55 AM
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bob3000

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Cali has nothing on the bath salt state... Man dies after eating live roaches in Miami ... see Yahoo news if you think you need to...

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This thread would be great for a rousing game of "Florida or Ohio?"

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 10/10/2012 07:40 AM
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with all due respect, OHIO has nothing on FLA. This just in from Ocala...

A farmhand accused of a sex act with a miniature donkey named Doodle refused a plea deal from the state Tuesday and said he plans to take his case to trial. ----Ocala.com if you want the hole story!

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 10/10/2012 08:39 AM
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He diddled Doodle...

 10/10/2012 06:25 PM
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And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today"(?).

Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .

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 10/10/2012 07:12 PM
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I don't expect this will last much longer ... Alligators and pool parties... great idea, riiiight???alligators at pool parties Carl Hiaasen is chuckling..

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 10/17/2012 02:45 PM
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10/21/12 ......TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Two off-duty Florida law-enforcement officers fatally shot an armed, naked woman who confronted them at a social gathering Saturday, authorities said. The shooting occurred at about 1:15 p.m. Saturday in Hernando County, north of Tampa. The county sheriff's office said in a news release that the men were approached by an "armed, naked and irrational female."

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 10/22/2012 04:41 PM
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Originally posted by: dingpatch And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today". Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .

I'll vouch for this.  A copy of the story was pinned up in a workshop I used to visit.  I think the guy was busted over in viera or suntree.  The FK'ing freak duct taped the cat to the steering wheel and was caught sodomizing the critter.  Poor cat, must of hurt like hell when they pulled that duct tape off.  Probably had to wear a little kitty diaper for a while, too....



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 10/22/2012 05:04 PM
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what do ya know...straight out of Title town, gainesville sun . com has this just in: Truck backs over head of one of UF's 'Jersey Shore twins'.... Monday, October 22, 2012 at 11:18 a.m. The comments are always interesting.

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 10/23/2012 05:55 AM
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Pennsylvania is a close third.........


Relative shoots costumed girl after mistaking her for a skunk

A little girl was fighting for her life early Monday after she was shot outside a Halloween party by a relative who mistook her costume for a skunk.

Police in western Pennsylvania's New Sewickley Township said the 9-year-old girl was dressed in black with a black hat for the Saturday evening party.

As the two to three dozen guests milled about, the girl went to hide on the edge of a hill.

It was past 8 p.m. and the sun had long set. A relative spotted the dark figure in the distance, mistook it for a skunk and fired his shotgun, said Officer Greg Carney with the township police.

The girl was hit in the neck, back and arm - and flown to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. There, she remained in the intensive care unit, Carney said.

Police will determine later Monday whether they will charge the shooter, whom they did not name. Nor did they say how he was related to the girl.

They did add, however, that the man had not been drinking.



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 11/02/2012 06:35 AM
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man has sex with a miniature donkey named "Doodle". Marion County
 11/02/2012 08:44 AM
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Kinda late there, beavis. How about this - just in from TitleTown....."Paralyzed U.S. Army veteran Daniel Priotti has worn a uniform to celebrate Halloween for years with no problem. But trouble struck -- at the hands of a Marine veteran in a pink tutu -- early Thursday morning at the Pita Pit restaurant at 1702 W. University Ave. "I was in line waiting for food, and the next thing I know I'm holding my jaw because it hurt. My jaw and neck are still hurting," Priotti said Thursday afternoon. "I'm totally shocked that somebody would just come up to me and knock me out. The guy is an idiot. It is unbecoming of a Marine." The guy to whom Priotti referred is Christopher Dabney, who police say took offense at what Priotti was wearing - a uniform while in a wheelchair - and attacked Priotti in the restaurant at about 2:20 a.m."......

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Originally posted by: Bamboo

Originally posted by: dingpatch And, God Damn It, once again I wish there was a print copy of this somewhere, , , , Printed in the old "Today". Something about a Sears Repair man, a Sears Repair van, a cat, duct tape, and sodomy. . . . .




I'll vouch for this.  A copy of the story was pinned up in a workshop I used to visit.  I think the guy was busted over in viera or suntree.  The FK'ing freak duct taped the cat to the steering wheel and was caught sodomizing the critter.  Poor cat, must of hurt like hell when they pulled that duct tape off.  Probably had to wear a little kitty diaper for a while, too....



It happened in Port St. John, I remember the Florida Today article was on weird happenings in brevard. There was another story about a living headless frog, they could only guess that it was a lawnmower accident and there was enough of a brain stem to allow the frog to get around. I think it was put into a shoebox to be turned over to a biologist and it somehow turned up missing.
 11/03/2012 04:25 AM
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Gett'en all frothy with it in Starbucks

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 11/10/2012 06:49 PM
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 11/12/2012 07:37 AM
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Can I Get An Amen

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"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.


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 11/20/2012 07:00 AM
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TyroneShoelaces

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This gem popped up on Florida Today beside the business section. Not that weird but really entertaining:

http://www.floridatoday.com/videonetwork/1974751348001?odyssey=mod|tvideo2|article



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 11/20/2012 08:30 AM
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umm wow......
 11/20/2012 10:39 AM
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