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Topic Title: women Topic Summary: Created On: 04/03/2011 01:59 AM Status: Post and Reply |
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can't live with em, can't live without em |
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Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
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Oh! Looky there, I got a bite.
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"Cant live with em, cant shoot em" Al Bundy
------------------------- I've decided to accept the fact - I'll always be a big kid! |
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Young girl responding to boys who taunted her about not having the same parts:
"My mama says if I got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!" ------------------------- That boy's got somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata. |
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------------------------- The future you choose excludes all others. |
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they are all crazy.
------------------------- R I P Mama G. Edited: 04/04/2011 at 07:36 PM by Long Beard |
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You guys keep debating...........I'll take my chances WITH them!!!
------------------------- "Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each" - Henry David Thoreau |
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beware of the hello kitty stalker. crazy nut job wanna be pro surfer chick.
------------------------- R I P Mama G. |
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(Late 80's)
Grandpa: "Boy, these women today...I'll tell you what..." Tim: " Yeah?, What's that Grandpa?" Grandpa: (long pause........) "Aw hell, I don't know..." ------------------------- www.timebaughdesigns.com |
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Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS)
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs. Occurence: Copious quantities throughout the world. Physical properties: Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. Melts when given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in states varying from virgin metal to common ore. Yields to pressure applied at correct points. Chemical properties: Has a genuine affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Absorbs great quantities of attention. VOLATILE: May explode without warning for no apparent reason. Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with alcohol. Most common uses: Primarily ornamental, especially in sports cars. Found to be a great aid to relaxation. Tests: Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in its natural state. Turns green when placed next to a fresher specimen. Hazards: Hard to retain when left in inexperienced hands. Illegal (not to mention deadly) to possess more than one at a time. |
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Yep, got a loving one at home. And one at work, trying to get me fired. I guess Don Draper isn't a great role model... |
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------------------------- And Bob will ALWAYS be my numero uno. -Tiffanys |
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Goes back to something I posted on another thread. The greatest joke ever told. Once there were two women, sitting quietly and minding their own business. ------------------------- I am outta here. I'll be back to the NSR in the fall. Until then, have a nice spring and summer. Later, dudes. |
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I still don't understand them..... |
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Brilliant! |
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LMAO dingpatch!
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------------------------- I AM IGNORANT of absolute truth. But I am humble before my ignorance and therein lies my honor and my reward. "- Kahlil Gibran, Sand and Foam |
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