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nightkro

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can't live with em, can't live without em

 04/03/2011 02:15 AM
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tom

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Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
 04/03/2011 08:17 AM
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dingpatch

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Oh! Looky there, I got a bite.
 04/03/2011 08:23 AM
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JBSURF

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"Cant live with em, cant shoot em" Al Bundy

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 04/03/2011 11:03 AM
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wetspot

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Young girl responding to boys who taunted her about not having the same parts:

"My mama says if I got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"


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That boy's got somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata.
 04/03/2011 03:27 PM
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Bamboo

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 04/04/2011 05:38 PM
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Long Beard

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they are all crazy.

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Edited: 04/04/2011 at 07:36 PM by Long Beard
 04/05/2011 04:45 AM
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 04/05/2011 05:50 AM
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Tomkat

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You guys keep debating...........I'll take my chances WITH them!!!



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 04/05/2011 07:07 AM
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Long Beard

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beware of the hello kitty stalker. crazy nut job wanna be pro surfer chick.

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 04/05/2011 07:26 AM
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Timinator

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(Late 80's)

Grandpa: "Boy, these women today...I'll tell you what..."

Tim: " Yeah?, What's that Grandpa?"

Grandpa: (long pause........) "Aw hell, I don't know..."



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 04/05/2011 12:35 PM
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 04/06/2011 04:50 AM
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Long Beard

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wooooooman.

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 04/08/2011 06:26 PM
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dingpatch

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Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS)

Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs.

Occurence: Copious quantities throughout the world.

Physical properties:
Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. Melts when given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in states varying from virgin metal to common ore. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical properties:
Has a genuine affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Absorbs great quantities of attention. VOLATILE: May explode without warning for no apparent reason. Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with alcohol.

Most common uses:
Primarily ornamental, especially in sports cars. Found to be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests:
Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in its natural state. Turns green when placed next to a fresher specimen.

Hazards:
Hard to retain when left in inexperienced hands. Illegal (not to mention deadly) to possess more than one at a time.
 04/08/2011 07:10 PM
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hochiminh

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Yep, got a loving one at home.

And one at work, trying to get me fired.

I guess Don Draper isn't a great role model...

 04/09/2011 07:04 AM
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bob3000

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 04/09/2011 12:52 PM
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MikeTheSurfer

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Goes back to something I posted on another thread.  The greatest joke ever told.

Once there were two women, sitting quietly and minding their own business.



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I am outta here.  I'll be back to the NSR in the fall.  Until then, have a nice spring and summer.


Later, dudes.

 01/29/2012 11:54 AM
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nightkro

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I still don't understand them.....

 01/29/2012 12:18 PM
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OceanTerra

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Originally posted by: dingpatch Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs. Occurence: Copious quantities throughout the world. Physical properties: Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. Melts when given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in states varying from virgin metal to common ore. Yields to pressure applied at correct points. Chemical properties: Has a genuine affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Absorbs great quantities of attention. VOLATILE: May explode without warning for no apparent reason. Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with alcohol. Most common uses: Primarily ornamental, especially in sports cars. Found to be a great aid to relaxation. Tests: Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in its natural state. Turns green when placed next to a fresher specimen. Hazards: Hard to retain when left in inexperienced hands. Illegal (not to mention deadly) to possess more than one at a time.

Brilliant!

 01/30/2012 06:37 AM
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worksuxgetsponsered

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LMAO dingpatch!
Classic

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