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Topic Title: Should the GOAT retire
Topic Summary: "Wouldn't You?"
Created On: 10/05/2017 12:04 AM
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 10/06/2017 08:17 AM
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johnnyboy

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By a kid that barely knows his name? There is literally no one on any tour that barely knows Kelly's name, much less his current abilities notwithstanding surf related broken foot. You're like uncle Rico trying to go back in time when you imagine that you were equals.

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 10/06/2017 09:06 AM
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miker

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Lol... Uncle Rico reference.
 10/06/2017 05:14 PM
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frothing321

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I'd like to see Kelly slap the shit out of MyCatSprays

 10/06/2017 07:28 PM
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SoHiGH

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How does the guy with one of the best sigs on the forum repeatedly spew such stupid ass shit... Puff puff, pass

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 10/06/2017 07:46 PM
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MyCatSprays

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Lmfao at all you web fags!!! It was a teaser on a charter to see if you would bite!!! All you kooks did, even Cole!!! Just shaking the tree boss!!! And there isnt a single person that replied that can take me out on land nor in water!!! Kelly's boards suck; They broke his foot!!! Foam woulda snapped!!! And if yall think his WavePool is the future, then you probably dont surf!!! Im still giddy, giggling at the responses!!! Suckers!!!



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 10/06/2017 08:27 PM
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SoHiGH

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And the giddy fag giggles... Puff puff, pass

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 10/07/2017 06:34 PM
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fishkller

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"I was just keeeeeeding!"

Ok..

SUUUUURE YOU WERE...


Jelly much?

Pass the bath salts.. just dont eat my face bro!



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 10/08/2017 03:00 AM
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miker

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Lmfao at all you web fags!!! It was a teaser on a charter to see if you would bite!!! All you kooks did, even Cole!!! Just shaking the tree boss!!! And there isnt a single person that replied that can take me out on land nor in water!!! Kelly's boards suck; They broke his foot!!! Foam woulda snapped!!! And if yall think his WavePool is the future, then you probably dont surf!!! Im still giddy, giggling at the responses!!! Suckers!!!



Yeah. You posted shit while all tweaked out on drugs ...sobered up and realized you look like a bigger douche nozzle than normal.

Stop embarrassing yourself. You aren't even a has been, you are a never was.
 10/08/2017 05:55 AM
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SonSurf

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I would like to take the land challenge ! Also can someone video it .I have a gym lined up we can gear up or not up to you Volland as God as my witness your not going to make it thru the first round . Don't get me wronge I don't hate you just kinda over "ur a bad ass " because no one remembers you being one ....

 10/08/2017 08:39 AM
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Cole

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Lmfao at all you web fags!!! It was a teaser on a charter to see if you would bite!!! All you kooks did, even Cole!!! Just shaking the tree boss!!! And there isnt a single person that replied that can take me out on land nor in water!!! Kelly's boards suck; They broke his foot!!! Foam woulda snapped!!! And if yall think his WavePool is the future, then you probably dont surf!!! Im still giddy, giggling at the responses!!! Suckers!!!



I have surgery in a week, so in a month or so I will gladly accept your surf-off challenge.

Let's do RC's on a solid day. 40 minute heat. Muls, Gordo and Mason can judge so we both get an impartial panel.

We can do bragging rights or cash on the line. Either is fine by me.



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 10/08/2017 04:20 PM
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gatorsurf92

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I know I'm not the only one hoping these two challenges mean the creation of the 2nd light webcast sponsored by Longboard House



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 10/08/2017 05:21 PM
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rc

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My money's on cole!

No offense Sean, but Cole owns the south beaches.
 10/09/2017 05:11 AM
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stokedpanda

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I'd throw $50 on Cole!

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 10/09/2017 06:27 AM
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Cole

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If Kelly - aka lil dildo - is in town, I will ask him if I can borrow one of his plastic boards for the 1st annual 2nd Light Longboard House Surf Showdown.

Man this is exciting! This is what Rick must have felt like before his heat against Lance!



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 10/09/2017 10:54 AM
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JBSURF

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I`ve gotta see this, both with Wayne and Cole!!!!

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 10/09/2017 12:28 PM
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StirfryMcflurry

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LOL @ y'all that got reeled in! Nice trolling there, Col.!

 

 



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 10/09/2017 03:37 PM
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rc

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Call it what you want, say what you want, but if the Colonel doesn't get under the King's skin, which he obviously did. I say there is no broken foot.

This is no different than Dale Earnhardt blocking at the 500 in 2001 for his son and teamrider Michael Waltrip. When a great champion does something different than they ever have, for Ke11y that was responding to a heckler on a world stage, bad things can happen.

For him to respond like he did, he clearly saw some truth to Sean's words and he defended his equipment and choices for the past several years. I agree Ke11y can choose whatever the hell he wants to ride with 11 titles that will never be eclipsed by anyone.

When I saw the Instagram blowup, then the accident the next day ... no coicidence.

I know Ke11y a little over the years and have buddies who were questioning his equipment, but I would not have the gall to say anything. He's the best ever, and took surfing to the next level.

1000% respect.
 10/09/2017 03:38 PM
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rc

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Call it what you want, say what you want, but if the Colonel doesn't get under the King's skin, which he obviously did. I say there is no broken foot.

This is no different than Dale Earnhardt blocking at the 500 in 2001 for his son Dale Jr. and teamrider Michael Waltrip. When a great champion does something different than they ever have, for Ke11y that was responding to a heckler on a world stage, bad things can happen.

For him to respond like he did, he clearly saw some truth to Sean's words and he defended his equipment and choices for the past several years. I agree Ke11y can choose whatever the hell he wants to ride with 11 titles that will never be eclipsed by anyone.

When I saw the Instagram blowup, then the accident the next day ... no coincidence.

I know Ke11y a little over the years and have buddies who were questioning his equipment, but I would not have the gall to say anything. He's the best ever, and took surfing to the next level.

1000% respect.

Go Cole!

 10/09/2017 04:31 PM
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Cole

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Kelly retired till Andy made a game of it.

Once Andy was out, Kelly started riding glorified skim boards, but his current quiver seems to work just fine.

I'm super picky about boards and would love to get one.

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 10/09/2017 05:37 PM
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miker

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Originally posted by: StirfryMcflurry
LOL @ y'all that got reeled in! Nice trolling there, Col.!




If by trolling you mean posting while high on meth, then yeah he trolled everyone.
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