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Topic Title: Should the GOAT retire
Topic Summary: "Wouldn't You?"
Created On: 10/05/2017 12:04 AM
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MyCatSprays

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Ok, so lil dildo, plastic boards broke his wittle foot, and he's damn near 50. Id love to see KS walk/limp away with 11 and the best record in competitive surfing history; A FUCKING LEGEND!!! 

YYet, knowing him since our first trip to the OBX together in his Dad's VW bus in 81', Kelly refuses to quit, even if if it tarnishes his legacy and he gets booted from the tour at 50 by some kid who barely knows his name!!!!

  Such is life and Im beyond proud of him!!! Do I like his demeanor or his wave pool? FUCK NO!!! 

 You are a surfer from Cocoa Beach Kelly; NOT A GOD!!! You've nothing left to prove!!!

  Your wave pool is a debauchery and a novelty!!! It'll never be Islander Hut kid, and you cant get it back!!!

 Move on before you embarrass yourself and us all!!!



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 10/05/2017 01:17 AM
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Fordvacillateenr

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No Lebron is still young and has a lot of championships left. I mean like, he was drafted out of highschool. Even with his injuries in 2014 he still had a good comeback against the golden state warriors.

 10/05/2017 05:17 AM
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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Ok, so lil dildo, plastic boards broke his wittle foot, and he's damn near 50. Id love to see KS walk/limp away with 11 and the best record in competitive surfing history; A FUCKING LEGEND!!! 




YYet, knowing him since our first trip to the OBX together in his Dad's VW bus in 81', Kelly refuses to quit, even if if it tarnishes his legacy and he gets booted from the tour at 50 by some kid who barely knows his name!!!!




  Such is life and Im beyond proud of him!!! Do I like his demeanor or his wave pool? FUCK NO!!! 




 You are a surfer from Cocoa Beach Kelly; NOT A GOD!!! You've nothing left to prove!!!




  Your wave pool is a debauchery and a novelty!!! It'll never be Islander Hut kid, and you cant get it back!!!




 Move on before you embarrass yourself and us all!!!



What a foolish post, to give up is embarrassing....to QUIT is embarrassing....

To continue to do what one enjoys is inspiring, regardless of age or results.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE LEFT TO PROVE???

Talking about smoking butts out of the ashtray was your pinnacle, searching for fame online as a KS troll is embarrassing!


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 10/05/2017 05:18 AM
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Karma

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Where does an 800 lb gorilla sit?


GOAT is in it for the fun and love for the sport.



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 10/05/2017 05:22 AM
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tom

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Well, at least the whole "goat high" wave measurement system 

is starting to make a little more sense now...

http://www.2ndlight.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=111974&highlight_key=y&keyword1=goat

 10/05/2017 05:29 AM
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miker

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Rant from an attention whoring meth head that is jealous of the GOAT.



Check yourself into rehab junkie.
 10/05/2017 05:38 AM
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Last time I checked it was his life and had nothing to do with you.

You sound like an obsesed ex girlfriend.

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 10/05/2017 05:58 AM
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sharkfood

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Personally I would like to see the whole momentum generation back on tour.
 10/05/2017 06:14 AM
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mushyman

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Lay off the drugs amigo...

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 10/05/2017 06:18 AM
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Cole

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This was just last year.

http://www.worldsurfleague.com...ng-pro-tahiti/results

KS is fine.

Sorry, but sitting on the couch sucking on dirts and swilling Ole Red Eye, while rage tapping on the computer is far more embarrassing than anything kelly might do.


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 10/05/2017 06:26 AM
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nightkro

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Regardless of his performances over the last couple of years, I think it impossible for Kelly to tarnish his reputation. Unless, he goes and pulls a tiger woods. He's a pretty stand up guy. And with his contributions to the sport, I don't think anyone could make a solid argument for excluding him.

I haven't followed the CT much this year, but there were times I saw him surfing last year, and it wasn't like he was washed up and doing terrible. Sure he had times where he underperformed, but it didn't have the feel of a guy holding on to something he'd long lost.. At least to me.

 10/05/2017 08:11 AM
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dropsolo

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Originally posted by: Cole

This was just last year.



http://www.worldsurfleague.com...-tahiti/results



KS is fine.



Sorry, but sitting on the couch sucking on dirts and swilling Ole Red Eye, while rage tapping on the computer is far more embarrassing than anything kelly might do.


Glad I wasn't the only one thing in this. Isn't this the guy that was complaining that Kelly left them out from being on catris original squad?!


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 10/05/2017 09:13 AM
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MyCatSprays

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Stir Da Pot, and LMFAO.



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 10/05/2017 11:55 AM
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DaveFL76

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If he's having fun and still competitive, why quit? I betcha the league wants him to stay. I'd be curious what ratings and advertising sales are like when he's surfing vs when he's on the bench.
 10/05/2017 12:57 PM
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fausteddie

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays Stir Da Pot, and LMFAO.

 

You got 'em cat spray!

 10/05/2017 01:39 PM
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Cole

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rickvonn, would you trade spots with Kelly right now?

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miker

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Stir Da Pot, and LMFAO.



Glad to see you came down off your high. You are not fooling anyone with this post though.
 10/05/2017 05:39 PM
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MikeNeptune

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I don’t care if he surfs forever and loses. He’s earned the right to do what he wants.  Aliens don’t play by the same rules.  

His wave pool is to surfing is what agriculture was to humans. We went from being animal-skin-wearing nomads who desperately dug in the dirt for roots, to masters of civilization who took over an entire planet.  We could control the food instead of the other way around.  That was big. 

Now?  Well, we nomads (hunting and scrounging for waves) are evolving quickly and we will all be able to rip after riding dozens of 60-second Malibu’s all day long.  

Before Kelly Slater’s wave pool only two people in history could command the waves and sea:  Moses and TipTime. 



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 10/05/2017 07:32 PM
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mushyman

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Originally posted by: MyCatSprays

Stir Da Pot, and LMFAO.



He is laughing because he is still high...

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