Ive always been one to read the free monthly ESM mag.. Of course being a young frothing grom i would immediatly flip to the back of the mag to check out the smoking hot almost naked ESM girl of the month. Now that im older i usually read the magazine entirely before glancing at the babe in the back.

 

I noticed now a days the girls are in much much more modest bikinis and the poses arent as raunchy... Has ESM gone PC with their girls of the month.. or is it just because they want it to be a family friendly mag...?

Here. Here. Best post of the day. 

Why not shore how beautiful east coasters are?

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Playboy was selling pretzels in a salt mine. The ESM girls suffer the same fate: sexy has devolved into sexual. The cute raunch of the old days is blushing virgin compared to the net today. I think ESM wanted to actually go the other way because there was no way any other way. Some of the old ones were so cheesy they were funny. The old days, big hair, neon high cut bikinis and the facial expression as if she just relieved herself with a big fart. Good times.

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last weekend I flipped thru ESM at longdoggers. It just didn't interest me at all. just all adds. Like I really don't want to buy a 50 dollar flip flop. The text was too small to read without my reading glasses and yes, no bikinis. GET OFF MY LAWN...LOL....I've gotten older also. I think I'm not their target audience anymore.

...as a sidenote joke, when I got home the new AARP mag arrived. Some cute girls on the cover. LOL....

Ha ha Dave!  At least I'm not the only old fart who thinks that too!  

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Wait until you guys see the centerfold in this month's Brevard Moms.

Link if real sharkey...gotta see this...

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