"If you are the parent of a aspiring kelly slater please get a grip and teach your kid some morals. Kids under the age of 15 should NOT be allowed to be sponsered and load their boards up with stickers. You know what all them stickers do to a kid? You guys are raising a whole generation of uneducated sticker welding 1% elitest who think they deserve waves more then someone else without stickers... Its not like im a dude on a funboard complaining about groms paddling around me. I know my way around the water. so those trying to write me off as a kook can smyd. DO you parents realize that your just like crazy hollywood moms trying to make their kids childhood stars? On the beach frothing with your video camera. All this is fine i guess, except when i paddle out and i got 10 frothing groms all vibing me... In the past some dunking, wedgies, and nookies would have kept the groms in check, but now if i did that, their crazy hollywood kid surfer parents would hog tie me with a leash put a quicksilver sticker over my mouth, beat me with a sock n soap then leave me for dead.  Teach your kids how to smile, say hi, and be friendly in the water so they dont grow up to be surf snobs who think they are to good of a surfer to even make eye contact with other humans..." 



Re-upping because it's that good. I'd also like to state that this forum falls victim to the bell curve of "normal" societies intelligence... Unlike 4chans with a probable event at higher levels and a smaller deviation. 

Btw of course this forum will die. The more you put rule and instruction on something the less natural it is... Then it gets sick due to lack of something and dies... 

The first time you banned one of my accounts + the other peoples = the demise of this societal forum... Hardly a decent read on here anymore and it's actually being plucked of the right half one by one 

Oh btw, I forgot the broken record... "Did anyone see ____ Waves at ____ spot doing ____ with that _____ person..." 

Stick with your broken vinyl sure... Movin onto MP3's and .wav... Dreaming of .ufo's ...

Be disgraced, this is what it looks like for one man to stand against 40,000 and of course bullet fire from all directions rips him apart... 

Hence my screen name. 

this rant is really hard to follow...we still talking about surfing...or the forum itself?

Sure this is a societal forum, but you should still get out more often. Being an active member of society requires more than logging a million hours on a local forum.  A little face to face might heal the wounds this forum has obviously inflicted upon you.