I like to check other surf reports in FLA and the Carolina's on a regular basis. But this guy kills me with the "surfer" nick names and cheese-ball lingo.

Does this crap piss others off as much as me?

Nothing like perpetuating the notion that all who surf are goofy f-tards that can't speak without sounding like Patrick Swayze in Point Break.

This shit below makes me want to kick kittens. (little cute ones)

Surf's Up Dude....Jack Kahuna Laguna

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Why don't you boys go dig a hole, While I get another beer.

I knew some guys on here would bring the funny and get me to put the kittens back in the box with their momma.....but with 90 + views and only a few posts we must have some guilty bros, bras and bettys out there.

Originally posted by: worksuxgetsponsered Doesn't look like very 'big waves', those aren't surfboards (paddle boards) and judging by the apperance of their fitness level, they probably need to stay near the lifeguarded area. Most of the surfers I know, don't talk like spicolli, are actully pretty intelligent and actually have real jobs. I do however, use the word dude a little too much. I catch myself calling my boss, my girlfriend and even my mom that every now and then.

Ha ha, so true, I have also noticed not only me, but other individuals (non-surfers) have been over using the phrase "no worries".

Life is full of choices, the hard part is making the right ones.......

if you met Tony (Mr. Surf (surf shop)) in panama city beach, you'd realize this is how he really talks and although he is a little kooky, he is well intentioned and stoked on surfing.

How retarded are we talking here? Like catchers mitts and helmets to bed tarded or just a little slow (like myself) tarded?

we're talkin poop the bed roll around in it tarded....now hang loose FAA WAAAAAYYY OUTTT....

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