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Topic Title: "Kookohe" Andino
Topic Summary: Hypers did it again...
Created On: 07/01/2011 04:34 PM
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 07/01/2011 04:34 PM
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90lbwaterturkey

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Well I've just got to say, "Good job!" to all those hypers out there. You guys are really something. I have to admit you could probably hype up a rock to be the Taj Mahal.

Kolohe is a kook, end of story. Ok yes he can throw up an air every once in a while...oh my he's the next Kelly Slater! He encompasses none of the good qualities of the "old" or the "new" surfing "styles." He has no power and his airs are, well to put it nicely, lame.

His surfing is mediocre on quality waves can you image him in Florida surf? He's an overated and spoiled kook. There is so much underground talent in our surf that would destroy Kolohe or any of the other kooks from California.

After all, didn't Kelly Slater say something along the lines of, " If you can surf Florida well, than you can surf anywhere." When the waves are small and mushy he won't be able to handle it. Nope, not one bit.

He's a SELL OUT, not only to surf brands but also to target(wtf!?).Surfing has taken another turn for the worst. Amateurs sponsored by mega chains, you have got to be kidding me. I saw this 5 year old at SI today and he'll probably be signing with Exxon and Walmart soon if I had to guess with the way things going these days.

This kid and his fan following of kooks is starting to get on my nerves. He's got nothing and my prediction is that he'll burn out like many of the other child stars...



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 07/01/2011 04:44 PM
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surferclimber

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 07/01/2011 04:44 PM
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ChargeTheNines

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dude. you are an idiot.
 07/01/2011 04:48 PM
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Seth

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Troll.
 07/01/2011 04:52 PM
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bripowel

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Dude you are such a Troll

 07/01/2011 05:00 PM
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IHBlocdogg

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Retard



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 07/01/2011 05:04 PM
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Cole

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Kolohe already looks comfortable at Pipe.

The kid rips.



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 07/01/2011 05:30 PM
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Cyborg Chaperone

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lol even the fossils won't bite on your lame threads.
 07/01/2011 05:47 PM
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peterg

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i repeat: LMFAO
 07/01/2011 07:39 PM
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Dark Helmet

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HATER
 07/01/2011 07:53 PM
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whatsup!

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DAAAAAMN I thought the kid was pretty good, I was kidding when I said that wave sucked. 90 lber who are these undergrown wizards that don't want to make hundereds of thousands of dollars. I sure would like to know!

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 07/01/2011 08:01 PM
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surfmcc32

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Originally posted by: whatsup! DAAAAAMN I thought the kid was pretty good, I was kidding when I said that wave sucked. 90 lber who are these undergrown wizards that don't want to make hundereds of thousands of dollars. I sure would like to know!

its him of course? he rips..

 07/02/2011 04:14 AM
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bigpic

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 07/02/2011 04:44 AM
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goofyfootsurf

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I think he's right... I guess you guys are in to Target. What ever happened to big strong carves. I guess I am getting old, I just think airs are kind of annoying when over used.

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 07/02/2011 05:37 AM
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MikeAnthony

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He is making big, strong carves.  On a wave that size (seven foot face) it not easy to turn top to bottom, especially at that speed.

If you were out there, sitting on the shoulder while watching, you'd be shocked at the intense level at which that kid is surfing.

He's 17, still growing.

Three years from now he'll be turning top-to-bottom that way at big Sunset.

They used to call Slater weak, and before that they even said Curren was weak.

I once saw a film of Current surfing top-to-bottom at 15-foot Sunset.  Couldn't believe it.  It's incredible hard to bottom turn out there.



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 07/02/2011 08:12 AM
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SHROOMY

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your a loser and no one likes you stop posting on here
 07/02/2011 08:28 AM
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crappyface

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Originally posted by: SHROOMY your a loser and no one likes you stop posting on here

speak for yourself shroom -  keep stirring the pot 90lb



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 07/02/2011 08:41 AM
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MikeAnthony

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Originally posted by: SHROOMY your a loser and no one likes you stop posting on here

You forgot to mention to whom you are addressing your statement.  



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 07/02/2011 01:16 PM
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PierOwnage

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I have to agree. I've seen groms surf harder than him in weaker surf. He's a kook and wouldn't even compete with the funboarders out here in Florida.



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 07/02/2011 02:01 PM
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got2surf

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Results speak... there's no credibility in being a self-professed underground ripper

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