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Topic Title: Beanrat Topic Summary: board history Created On: 08/08/2017 10:05 AM |
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- sparksalogist | - 08/08/2017 10:05 AM |
- long_flaco1 | - 08/08/2017 10:44 AM |
- NPI13Productions | - 08/08/2017 10:49 AM |
- StirfryMcflurry | - 08/08/2017 11:11 AM |
- MyCatSprays | - 08/08/2017 11:16 AM |
- mushyman | - 08/08/2017 11:24 AM |
- surfmcc32 | - 08/08/2017 11:33 AM |
- StirfryMcflurry | - 08/08/2017 12:03 PM |
- Long Beard | - 08/08/2017 06:07 PM |
- Long Beard | - 08/08/2017 06:11 PM |
- johnnyboy | - 08/08/2017 08:49 PM |
- Zeus | - 08/09/2017 04:30 AM |
- dingpatch | - 08/09/2017 04:33 AM |
- RioSirju | - 08/09/2017 08:47 AM |
- daner | - 08/09/2017 06:27 AM |
- Long Beard | - 08/09/2017 12:43 PM |
- jdbman | - 08/09/2017 12:49 PM |
- mushyman | - 08/09/2017 02:26 PM |
- dingpatch | - 08/10/2017 08:24 AM |
- SunriseSurfer | - 08/10/2017 08:37 AM |
- Long Beard | - 08/10/2017 09:03 AM |
- SunriseSurfer | - 08/10/2017 09:10 AM |
- jdbman | - 08/10/2017 09:22 AM |
- StirfryMcflurry | - 08/10/2017 09:57 AM |
- MyCatSprays | - 08/12/2017 10:28 PM |
- Central Floridave | - 08/13/2017 05:08 AM |
- mushyman | - 08/13/2017 05:10 AM |
- Central Floridave | - 08/13/2017 05:17 AM |
- johnnyboy | - 08/13/2017 06:16 AM |
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08/08/2017 10:05 AM
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I picked up a 7'6 used beanrat about a month ago and I can't find any info on beanrat other than the older posts on here. It has a jack aspen logo on it too. Does anyone have any info about beanrat boards? Just trying to get some background on it. Thanks! |
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08/08/2017 10:44 AM
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2nd light LEGEND!!!
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08/08/2017 10:49 AM
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Met him several years back and got to see some boards/designs on his computer along with hearing a few wild stories. Didn't know how deep the legend of Beanrat was at the time... Legendary guy for sure! I wonder if the handstand barrel pic is still floating around... ------------------------- www.youtube.com/npi13productions www.facebook.com/npiproductions |
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08/08/2017 11:11 AM
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08/08/2017 11:16 AM
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Wasn't coming back on here, but Da Beanrat drew me out!!! Vulcan Legend Spock!!! His Mexico/Tranny/Federali stories are all time!!! PooF, Im gone again!!!! ------------------------- Tubes, Boobs, & Doobs!!! |
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08/08/2017 11:24 AM
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You're never gone Sean, but always forgotten...
------------------------- Do you know what Wubba-LubbA-Dub-Dub means in BirdPerson language? |
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08/08/2017 11:33 AM
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I was convinced for years that it was big joke and that he wasnt even a real dude, just a running joke on here. then I met him at Rcs one big swell back when we used to get waves. I remember reading some crazy shit he used to post but looking back pretty much all of his comments have been edited and erased.. |
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08/08/2017 12:03 PM
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............................................................ Edited: 08/08/2017 at 03:07 PM by StirfryMcflurry |
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08/08/2017 06:07 PM
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legends never die. Long live beanrat!!
------------------------- R I P Mama G. @Salt.And.Savagery.Fishing @Laserwolf.Laserwolf |
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08/08/2017 06:11 PM
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I heard he used to keep a diary, it's now commonly referred to by us simple folk as The Guinness Book Of World Records. Big Foot claims to have seen Beanrat and I heard that he counted to infinity, twice!
------------------------- R I P Mama G. @Salt.And.Savagery.Fishing @Laserwolf.Laserwolf |
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08/08/2017 08:49 PM
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The man never flushed a toilet, he just drew the shit out of it. Mostly in highlighter colors.
------------------------- "One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky. |
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08/09/2017 04:30 AM
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Beanrat once told me he knew what the square root of -1 was, and that he could divide by zero. Some how I believed him. I here he's in India now teaching the Dalai Lama the real secret to true inter peace, since Beanrat is the ultimate embodiment of Brahman. |
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08/09/2017 04:33 AM
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------------------------- Dora Hates You |
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08/09/2017 08:47 AM
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Those who know know |
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08/09/2017 06:27 AM
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"Don't drink the water!" says surf savvy Beanrat.
------------------------- Replace turf grass with native plants that don't need irrigation and synthetic fertilizers or chemicals that can go into our waterways and ocean |
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08/09/2017 12:43 PM
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I heard he once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
------------------------- R I P Mama G. @Salt.And.Savagery.Fishing @Laserwolf.Laserwolf |
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08/09/2017 12:49 PM
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One night in a veil of purple smoke BR told me he taught JC how to walk on water.
------------------------- So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off. |
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08/09/2017 02:26 PM
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BR made JC's board believe it or not.
------------------------- Do you know what Wubba-LubbA-Dub-Dub means in BirdPerson language? |
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08/10/2017 08:24 AM
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Beanrat never talks about him, but his father was JJ Moon.
------------------------- Dora Hates You |
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08/10/2017 08:37 AM
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On the third day of a South American surf trip,
as the "local beverages" ran dry, Beanrat was able to turn the water into wine. ------------------------- Puerto Rico 11 - 24 - 2013 |
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08/10/2017 09:03 AM
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wine, he means prison hooch. Eehh, tomato/ tomaaahhhto
------------------------- R I P Mama G. @Salt.And.Savagery.Fishing @Laserwolf.Laserwolf |
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08/10/2017 09:10 AM
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Actually, the "prison hooch" happened while incarcerated in a Mexican prison.
He turned the water into wine (prison hooch) for the guards, and after being consumed in great quantities by the guards is how Beanrat was able to escape. ------------------------- Puerto Rico 11 - 24 - 2013 |
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08/10/2017 09:22 AM
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A few years back, I think it was in 99 or so. A few of us were hanging with da rat. A song came on the radio: " there aint no cure for the summer time blues..." BR said: " yes there is" The surf from Floyd was epic.
------------------------- So if you are a surfer I wish you the prosperity that allows you more time to pursue the salt water dream, and the true happiness that comes from warm water, clean waves and the companionship of your fellow surfers. If you are an internet troll just spewing bs then f off. |
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08/10/2017 09:57 AM
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From the BR Vault....(somewhere near Atlantis):
Beanrat originally did not choose to surf... Surfing CHOSE him |
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08/12/2017 10:28 PM
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Beanrat is a Myth; Urban Legend; Running Joke!!! Something for yall to occupy yourselves with on boring, flat, monotonous times!!! He doesn't exist!!!! 2ndlight is so lame!!!! ------------------------- Tubes, Boobs, & Doobs!!! |
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08/13/2017 05:08 AM
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I've met beanrat before out surfing. He is real dude. Surfs really good. I was impressed when saw him. Don't believe the stories, whatev, but the guy is real.
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08/13/2017 05:10 AM
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Spoil sport, get back to the forecast darn It!!!
------------------------- Do you know what Wubba-LubbA-Dub-Dub means in BirdPerson language? |
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08/13/2017 05:17 AM
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"Spoil sport" At least I didn't argue this one, "2ndlight is so lame!!!!" I think I'll make that a t-shirt logo. Thanks for the idea. LOL.
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08/13/2017 06:16 AM
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" the greatest trick of the devil was convincing people he didn't exist".
------------------------- "One of the reasons why propaganda tries to get you to hate government is because it's the one existing institution in which people can participate to some extent and constrain tyrannical unaccountable power." Noam Chomsky. |
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